# Did LoudTwitter die again? I just noticed now that I had no updates since July 15th. less than a minute ago via web
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made herself a cheese sandwich because you did not provide. And, well, there's no egg. about 4 hours ago via web
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wants you to make her an egg sandwich. about 4 hours ago via web
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Oh yes, yes they were. Man oh man. about 18 hours ago via TMN App
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Could the gods of drama have been kind to me? Oh my, expectation. about 18 hours ago via TMN App
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"I know I am, because they keep saying I'm not." about 21 hours ago via TMN App
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Hotel cinco estrelas! Woo! Fri Jul 23 10:45:24 2010 via TMN App
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Ainda nao sei onde vamos mas descobri que ha um sitio chamado Abuxarda. Fri Jul 23 10:33:22 2010 via TMN App
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Fiquei pronta meia hora mais cedo, e agora ando a vaguear pela casa sem rumo. Fri Jul 23 08:31:35 2010 via web
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And in tonight's installment of 'I thought I left my tweezer somwhere inMOTHERFUUUU', don't lie in a bed with a missing sharp object. Fri Jul 23 00:51:05 2010 via TMN App
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And now I'll stop tweeting about beachwear because this must be annoying. I'll go to bed now. Fingers crossed for no nightmares this time... Fri Jul 23 00:41:05 2010 via web
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I switched from third person to first person, there, because although demure I am anything but consistent. (proof: Red tartan+purple...) Fri Jul 23 00:40:15 2010 via web
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Is apparently going with tartan after all because the camo one is significantly smaller than I remembered. And I am somewhat demure. Fri Jul 23 00:33:21 2010 via web
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Though, you know, being in a bikini in front of co-workers doesn't strike me as the most relaxing day ever, no. Fri Jul 23 00:07:04 2010 via web
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LOLZ I DISCUSS SUCH SERIOUS ISSUES. Thu Jul 22 23:54:45 2010 via web
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was going to use the tartan bikini, but now that my toenails are painted purple, it has to be the camo one. Because green + purple = magic. Thu Jul 22 23:54:33 2010 via web
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...which might not be, it's a surprise. But we're trying to guess. Thu Jul 22 21:38:27 2010 via web
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will now get ready for tomorrow, a pool day at a fancy hotel (la dee da). Thu Jul 22 21:27:48 2010 via web
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If anyone needs a 10% off voucher for Book Depository, let me know. I really don't have anyone to share these with. Thu Jul 22 20:33:40 2010 via web
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Tenho duas semanas impossíveis pela frente. Vai ser como ver um acidente em câmara lenta. Thu Jul 22 20:14:30 2010 via web
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só sabe carregar o telemóvel na loja da TMN do Colombo, e agora vai ter que ir lá de propósito para isso. -_-; Thu Jul 22 11:27:05 2010 via web
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@bondgirlboots Aww, I don't mind the wait. I just wanted things to get a little bit more festive... ._. Thu Jul 22 10:48:14 2010 via web
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And it's official, the ones in which I'm getting murdered are worse than those in which "sad things happen". Thu Jul 22 05:58:54 2010 via TMN App
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Another night, another nightmare... Thu Jul 22 05:51:30 2010 via TMN App
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I wish Christmas was just around the corner. Thu Jul 22 00:18:06 2010 via web
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"I only said those things because I was too drunk to be afraid." #ASofterWorld Wed Jul 21 18:49:08 2010 via web
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Also, to keep with the caps/exciting news theme, FINISHED SCOTT PILGRIM, F'YEAH. Wed Jul 21 18:36:07 2010 via web
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IS SO EXCITED FOR ONE PARTICULAR PROJECT OMG IT MIGHT JUST BE THE AWESOMEST WORK-RELATED THING I'VE BEEN INVOLVED WITH. That's all. Wed Jul 21 18:34:52 2010 via web
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Funny how time and perspective can make you go from "Wow, so deep" to "Meh, so pretentious". Wed Jul 21 16:36:01 2010 via web
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In deep moments of loneliness, I interact with the "NPCs" of Twitter. *sigh* Wed Jul 21 16:07:01 2010 via web
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Thank you, @DinosaurClock, you're always on time. Wed Jul 21 16:04:13 2010 via web
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People, if there was ever a time to talk to me on Messenger, this is it. CHAT ME NOW. I need you for something... Wed Jul 21 15:39:54 2010 via web
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e ao fim não toquei em nada do que em mim tocou. Wed Jul 21 15:21:57 2010 via web
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just wants to go home. Please. Wed Jul 21 15:10:15 2010 via web
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O equivalente de ouvir uma história antes de adormecer é ficar a ver uma série no telemóvel (quando não se tem TV por perto). Wed Jul 21 13:15:05 2010 via web
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Heh, and you thought those girls were only a frequent occurrence on shows like Mad Men. Wed Jul 21 13:00:28 2010 via web
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Otherwise we just end up having to take a break in the day to cry in the bathroom. This might or might not have taken place 5 minutes ago. Wed Jul 21 12:55:45 2010 via web
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has been needing a good night of sleep, sans nightmares, for some time now. Wed Jul 21 12:55:15 2010 via web
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AH! É porque o Robin é um passarinho, e consequentemente pode acompanhar um morcergo nos seus vôos? Ou é só coincidência? Wed Jul 21 11:39:56 2010 via web
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Hoje trago profiteroles para o almoço. Não são artesanais, são do lidl. Mas são bons. Mmmm. Wed Jul 21 11:37:23 2010 via web
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I think I gotta start using this:
http://tonecheck.com/ Wed Jul 21 11:06:56 2010 via web
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@brunoluis Ahaha, aceito! Mas amigos, também. :P Wed Jul 21 11:06:48 2010 via web in reply to brunoluis
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O monstro precisa de... Wed Jul 21 09:03:55 2010 via web
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"Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall"? Wed Jul 21 00:10:59 2010 via web
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Not even going to bother to finish Hot Tub Time Machine. Just not worth it. Wed Jul 21 00:10:41 2010 via web
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Perdi o registo do meu nick. É oficialmente o fim daquela era (o fim oficial foi há mais de 6 anos mas eu andava em negação). Wed Jul 21 00:09:14 2010 via web
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likes to be the big spoon, too. Tue Jul 20 22:37:54 2010 via web
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It's an amazing feeling, to say something among over a hundred others, and to be noticed. Tue Jul 20 22:25:29 2010 via web
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sometimes sees shreds of herself in Betty Draper. Tue Jul 20 22:15:03 2010 via web
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é uma desconfiada do caraças. Tue Jul 20 21:10:07 2010 via web
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é daquelas pessoas que mandam a mensagem no Facebook a dizer "Desculpa, conhecemo-nos?" em vez de aceitar tudo o que lhe aparece à frente. Tue Jul 20 21:09:42 2010 via web
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...e amiguinhos fazem-se assim. Para cativar as pessoas aparentemente nem preciso de falar (provavelmente é melhor fazer o oposto). Tue Jul 20 21:06:16 2010 via web
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Domingo vê ao longe um conhecido, hoje um amigo desse conhecido aleatoriamente adiciona-a "pela foto e porque sim", e o mundo é pequeno... Tue Jul 20 21:04:25 2010 via web
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Anyone can get what I don't need. Tue Jul 20 20:26:25 2010 via TMN App
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Nao basta estar a sair a esta hora, como tambem so tenho autocarro daqui a 17 minutos. Esta frio... Tue Jul 20 20:20:07 2010 via TMN App
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This is, oh, so sweet:
http://www.lukejerram.com/projects/portrait_projecting_ring Tue Jul 20 19:12:16 2010 via web
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"Did you know that the word Passion has the same latin etymology as Patience?" - Thank you, Mr. Moleskine on Facebook. Did not know. Tue Jul 20 14:28:29 2010 via web
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I miss my closet. ;_; (Context: Staying at my brother's house while the floors are changed at mine. Picked some clothes randomly. Mistake.) Tue Jul 20 12:33:34 2010 via web
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The outfit I have on today seems like some unfortunate cross between a gypsy and a hipster. So, a gypster. Tue Jul 20 12:32:39 2010 via web
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Snacking in between meals, my demise. Tue Jul 20 11:27:52 2010 via web
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30 minutes in, Hot Tub Time Machine is incredibly weak. Tue Jul 20 09:13:17 2010 via web
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Aren't you cute, @DinosaurClock. Tue Jul 20 08:20:27 2010 via web
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My dreams are getting more and more screwed up at each night that goes by. Tue Jul 20 08:07:59 2010 via TMN App
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One more 20-minute-long installment of Distraction From My Life and then I'll go to bed. Mon Jul 19 23:13:06 2010 via web
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Four new photos that I forgot I took... are now up. ^^
http://flic.kr/p/8k1eYt Mon Jul 19 22:16:44 2010 via Flickr
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(Por "montes de", leia-se "duas funsized bars".) Mon Jul 19 15:33:31 2010 via web
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come montes de Mars. Mon Jul 19 15:32:54 2010 via web
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Having someone announce he's going to be a father soon made me vicarously happy, and I seriously don't even know why. Mon Jul 19 12:46:31 2010 via web
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Ruffles Cheeseburger? Oh, céus. Mon Jul 19 11:21:17 2010 via web
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Finally found a Luma (from Mario Galaxy) papercraft but it's hard, so I'm not gonna bother. ._. Mon Jul 19 11:10:27 2010 via web
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I want to go to a theme party. ): Mon Jul 19 11:00:50 2010 via web
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Clearly the 5min of pedalling yesteday were too much for me, how else can I justify how exhausted I feel upon waking? Mon Jul 19 08:47:32 2010 via TMN App
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Denial, anger, bargaining... acceptance? Mon Jul 19 00:23:57 2010 via web
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My problems are small but I'm even smaller. (Count Your Sheep, paraphrased.) Sun Jul 18 22:42:15 2010 via web
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Knowing my white floors are coming just makes me want to live by myself, more and more. Sun Jul 18 22:19:53 2010 via web
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"I wonder if the things that remind me of you remind you of me." #PostSecret Sun Jul 18 22:15:27 2010 via web
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Penelope means "dream weaver", according to the internet. Sun Jul 18 21:38:22 2010 via web
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TMN is not making my tweeting via sms a smooth ride. ._. Sometimes there are massive delays, or tweets that just don't go through... Sun Jul 18 10:50:27 2010 via web
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@Marcela216 I just now noticed that you said "Platyful" even before I did. So you're the clever one, and I'm blind. XD Anyway, DM sent! Sun Jul 18 10:45:56 2010 via web in reply to Marcela216
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@Marcela216 Aww! It would make me very happy, it would! ^^ Sat Jul 17 14:37:02 2010 via web in reply to Marcela216
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500€ in flooring. 400kg in flooring. Bank account and arms complain in unison. 1:56 PM Jul 17th via web
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Hey, hey hey hey! Hey stoopid! Whatcha trying to do? Really, Alice Cooper makes me Gleeful. 1:16 PM Jul 17th via TMN App
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And all this time, it never crossed my mind that Ikea would carry Swedish Fish. 12:16 PM Jul 17th via TMN App
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As Tripod singn 'my plastic world would make everyone feel happea.' Got my white floors at Ikea. 11:52 AM Jul 17th via TMN App
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LEROOOOY Meeeerliiin. 11:09 AM Jul 17th via TMN App
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You're poison running through my veeeeins! Say what you want but I could have many Glee moments with this song and its lyrics. 10:48 AM Jul 17th via TMN App
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Woke up 30m ago and cant fall back asleep. My body wants to make sure I'm awake as much as possible, to feel everything. 5:44 AM Jul 17th via TMN App
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Once more, I find myself in the need of sleeping to fastforward. And to cork all the anger, selfloathing and friends. 12:11 AM Jul 17th via TMN App
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@Marcela216 (Do you see, it's like playful, but with a T. Just noticed that. I am so clever.) 11:36 PM Jul 16th via web in reply to Marcela216
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@Marcela216 O: Are you seeerious? I mean, it's a platypus! You should keep it, for platyful love! 11:29 PM Jul 16th via web in reply to Marcela216
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@brunoluis Foi exactamente esse que pedi. ;) 10:21 PM Jul 16th via web in reply to brunoluis
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@Marcela216 But, but, but... platypus! 10:20 PM Jul 16th via web in reply to Marcela216
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When they inevitably write that book about my life, please make them call it "Cannot catch a break". 10:19 PM Jul 16th via web
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@brunoluis Ahhh!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/d587/ :D 5:15 PM Jul 16th via web
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What I learned today: the Frisbee was originally called the Pluto Platter. 3:01 PM Jul 16th via web
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This makes me miss InDesign:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH3I-bvbxQo 2:53 PM Jul 16th via web
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If you want to apologize, say it with a kitten. 12:06 PM Jul 16th via web
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@brunoluis Raios, vais ter que me dizer em relação a que tweet era a tua pergunta, porque não faço ideia. ^^; 10:51 AM Jul 16th via web
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@Qwala Nothing beats hipster love. 10:47 AM Jul 16th via web