i'm gonna be a fucking vampire

[lostmyvulva]

Yeah so here's the deal,
I get to be in a bad ass vampire horror movie
and i get to play the lead female vampire
who is described as very seductive
and i'd get to be the first vampire in make up
and to make a kill
but i'd also have a make out scene.
i dunno.
i'm just fucking psyched

Comments

WHATEVA

[sexualevanglist]

who the fuck in their right mind would want to make out with a vampire.. you know how its gonna end..

you get all into it and then BANG the next thing you know the cocksucker is killing you .. i will admit, their damn tricks get me every time

i guess i would

hmmmmm

[lostmyvulva]

well i play a vampire and i'm supposed to make out w/ the head vampire, but i think i'm declining the make out scene. i just couldn't do it.

[sexualevanglist]

gay sex with vampires would be funny... they would suck the blood out of each others dicks.. and the head vampire hunter could have garlic bread for a dick, and 2 garlic knots for balls, and his seman is holy!!!!

hahahaha
i win the race, now who wants lukemia?