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Get ready for all the picsssss (Ok I was too lazy to turn some of the pictures straight…so DEAL!)
Our wonderful trip to Santa Barbra for Cheer Camp consisted of many tears, parties, food, prank calls, laughter, nudity, home videos, and SUPERIOR AWARDSSSSS…so now we begin my documentary entitled…”Slutty Cheerleaders”........
The bus ride was chill…thanks to ‘She’s The Man’. Mhm, Channing drove the ladies wild!
Once we got to camp there was a lot of waiting around time.........
Then it was time for the opening ceremony. Props to the MASCOT who in fact was a girl!
Our Disney Princess themes room turned out to beautifully, with many pictures included. Yes, the rumors are true….I created the amazing custom doors.
That night we had our little performance for all the song peeps. Yes, we looked glamorous!
As we began to get ready for bed later that night…the fire alarm decided to go off. Having to evacuate hundreds of cheerleaders from the building is def not funnnn. So we took this opportunity to take 8276872827 pictures (and check out our delicious men in yellow).
It was after this that I got back to my dinner…..
And then we got down to partying in Kandace, Becky, and Jodi’s bachelorette themed room ….
which included garter belts…
dollar bills…
and of course plastic men! Me and Dani knew knew how to put them to good use.
Then it was time for the first freshman prank! Amanda was the ring leader…
I AM INETRRUPTING THE PROGRAM TO MAKE A SPECIAL DISCOVERY I FOUND IN ALEXIS’ BATHROOM!
We will now to continue to the trashing of the freshman rooms…
Steph and I flipped over one of the mattresses and waited for the girls to come into the room. When they jumped on the mattress why started screaming. I think one cried and the other peed her pants.
Seeing this also made me pee my pants.
The next morning Alemay went to breakfast dressed in 80’s attire.
But not before me and CRASSA could fall off the bed.
We are cam ho’s…get over it SHEVIS!
My little sis is adorable. Here she is wearing her “Oh No You Didn’t Hat”. If you want to know wats up with that…ask me.
Oh ya I kinda leaned on the 911 button on accident. The lady was a bitch. But not as bitchy as the girl I spilled coffee on later. It was okay though….she was ugly and her team sucked.
Later that day we had some unity workshop. The USA instructors ruled.
Please look at Sierra’s pin wheel blowing in the wind.
Later that night was All Stars. Bernice and Candice stole the show.
Try to find CRASSA in this picture.
Don’t ask.
And yes, we received the spirit stick that night. Don’t laugh.
It was then time to take the party into our favorite party room.
And then we took the party into the hallway.
Segraves even got down with us. We gave her no other option.
Then at evaluations Steph became Ms. Cleo….
we won some superiors…
and ‘The Julinator:Woman of Clay’ posed for me.
Ms. Segraves even stole my camera and did her thang. Erica’s hair looks like it smells so good (inside joke)!
It was then that Supanna took me into her room and used her torturing device. She had no mercy.
I LOVE her!!!
So I left CRASSA in my room for like 5minutes and when I cam back she was gone and I couldn’t find her anywhere. So I ran screaming through the halls…”Has anyone seen an asian??!!!”. Then when I walked back into my room I heard her voice and found her. What a HO.
More cam hoing took place the last night before the pep rally.
The two years are cooler than your mom.
Then it began.
Some gay as school performed some 50’s skit. I cried a little.
And then our coaches took the stage.
And of course the Alemany coaches just had to cause the spectacle of the night.
The crowd went nuts! And I died a little.
DANCE TIME!
Some ghetto black chicks then decided to HO our dance circle. I wanted to cry.
It got boring…so we watched So You Think You Can Dance.
And then when I got back to my room I found some Asian in my bed…..eating a cookie…..wearing two buns in her hair.
On the last day it was TOREY”S turn to wear the ONYD hat thanks to me. Do you want to know why? Well I will tell you. She decided to practice the hip hop dance with me…while wearing just a towel. I got flashed with some things when the towel fell a minute later. I died a little.
It was then circle time with my favorite peeps.
CRASSA became a cam ho. I love it.
At the closing ceremony Alemany won the biggest award. And got one of tthose fancy checks and an invite to perform at the Pro Bowl….in HAWAIIIIIII! Jealous much?
On the way back we cam hoed some more and….
me and CRASSA braided Amanda’s hair when she fell asleep. It was HILAR.
I am sorry if this bored you peeps that have no clue what I am talking about in half this pictures. CRASSA you better appreciate this.
“I like Gouda!”