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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
No as it is improper for a person of my standing to think this way.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I shall not answer such a crude question.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Middle.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I perfer fish myself.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Pull over?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No! Only my sister has seen me without my clothes!
7. Shower or bath?
Bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
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9. Mexican or Chinese?
What are those?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I will not answer.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No I don't but it will be fun to meet all of them soon.
13. Love or money?
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14. Credit cards or cash?
Such things I do not need.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I am a only child.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping because it is more fun.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I never had sex and I have no desire for it.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Strip Club?
20. Ever been to a bar?
Not that I remember.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, I don't drink.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
It depends on how the question is but yes, I have kissed other girls. Like my sister and a very nice priestess at a temple.
24. Favorite drink?
Coconut Milk.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
What's a movie theater?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I am a virgin.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
In my line of work, I am not allowed for such a thing.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Is that any different then a normal store?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I refuse to answer such a question.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No or else they would have to answer to my Guardians.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
Never had it.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I hope that no one will do this.