Fr iday afternoon I was in an automobile accident ( Read more... )

 1. Pick 10 movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess where the quote is from.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search

Movie One~
Person One:  [On the phone with Person Two] Who is this?
Person Two: I won't waste your time: you don't know me.
Person One: I know ( Read more... )

1. Pick 10 movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess where the quote is from.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search

Movie One~
Person One:  [On the phone with Person Two] Who is this?
Person Two: I won't waste your time: you don't know me.
Person One: I know ( Read more... )

I've been gone because my home internet access is fried, as is my work access.
So it's rare that I can get online at all.

When I do get online I'll let you know what I've been up to.
I miss you all and I hope you guys got all the Christmas cards!
I mailed them so they should be there by NOW. lol.

Missing you guys a ton,
Jer

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”

“What!” ( Read more... )

A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the ( Read more... )

 His name is Dr. Rockso, he's the rock and roll clown. He likes cocaine. That's all we know.

Ok I'm  going to send out my christmas cards this week end so this week I'm going to be obnoxious about asking for addresses.

If you haven't responded to one of my earlier posts please respond here with how you want to get me your snail mail address or simply email it to me at lordoftheabsurd@hotmail.com

I need your addresses. 
For real.

 this is going to get old up untill two weeks before christmas or untill I've gotten a reply from every one but I'm wanting to send out and (hopefully) recieve as many christmas cards as possible. and who knows maybe we can be post card friends the rest of the year ( Read more... )