Go to this site, enter in your LJ address in the URL spot, pick your dialect and laugh your ass off. The Redneck is especially brilliant.

Dialectizer!

:) Gotta love the randomness of poetry class.

Damn, but this made me laugh way more than I should have. It's video-game related, but hilarious even if you don't play. Clicketh hereth, noweth.

Yeah.

( Heehee. )

...but I couldn't resist! Lmao!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katelyn!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Katelyn!
2. You should always open Katelyn at least an hour before drinking her.
3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Katelyn.
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Holy crap, I was amused by this. I especially like the way mine shows up. You should be seeing your own (it takes a few minutes to load), but if you type in a username and click 'submit query' you can see anybody's. Fun.


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It's been so long since I've updated this thing, I started feeling guilty. So, here I am again ( Read more... )

I'm tired. Really. But you don't care. But, hey, I wasn't hungover this morning. And I had a lot of champagne cocktails last night. Not to mention a Bailey's and Eggnog. Mmmm. Fun party, not as many people as last year, but it was much cozier. And I looked hot. When I manage to get Mum's camera, I'll post a picture of the family dressed up ( Read more... )

Ever hear the saying, 'life sucks and then you die?' Yeah. Such is my life ( Read more... )

It's almost flooding in John Day. So what, says you? This is the bloody High Desert. Fourteen inches of rain annually. Flooding is not a common occurrance in this town. Canyon Creek and the John Day River are both brimming at the banks, and the amount of rain we've had today, not to mention the constancy of the rainfall, is astounding. Even ( Read more... )