Roll up, roll up!

[lothiriel]

Since my beloved husband seems to be incapable of even saying "hello" to people without forming a soul bond with them, I have decided that I, as his long-suffering wife, may as well make some cash out of it.

So here we have it: the Eomer Eadig soul bond application form!

SOUL BOND APPLICATION FORM
Name: ______________________________
Current

Comments

[erchirion]

Hahahaha. You are brilliant!

[lothiriel]

I'm just relieved to see that you didn't apply, baby bro.

[elphir]

I should.

[lothiriel]

Not you? But Val will kill you if you try anything.

[eomer_of_rohan]

*through a gritted-teeth smile* What a wonderful way to make more money for your public sanitation hobby, my dear. Please ignore that low rhythmic thudding sound, it's just my head against a wall.

*smiles sweetly*

[lothiriel]

Well if you consider the health of your people to be a "hobby", then I quite understand that you're feeling frustrated. But Dred isn't around and no-one appears to be collecting taxes and the Rohan treasury is getting low, and since that's the source for my allowance, I thought I ought to maybe try and top it up a bit.

I *knew* you'd understand, sweetie.

Kiss?

Re: *smiles sweetly*

[eomer_of_rohan]

Yes darling, it's quite humiliating creative. Maybe next you should set up a dunking booth for me? Clean operational sewers are good. Yes. If those pipes empty into the Entwash, I am so not responsible.

I can take my lumps like a man.

*tempted* You're not going to bite my lip off, are you?

Re: *smiles sweetly*

[lothiriel]

Well *I* thought it was a good idea. I've been looking at the Rohan accounts, and frankly, keeping Theodred in drain cleaner is an expensive business.

I can take my lumps like a man.

There's my brave ickle Rohirric warrior. I *know* you were at Helm's Deep even if some idiot man said you were 300 leagues away for most of it.

*tempted* You're not going to be bite my lip off, are you?

*gentle kiss from up in Rohan*