2 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! COME TO POTOMAC MILLS ON SATURDAY, 4PM-9PM AND BRING MY GIFT!!!! and bring some friends! all you want!

I LOVE YOU!

How to Take A Shower Like A Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
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4 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!

I love Sara Angela and Tara and thats all! NO ONE ELSE!

Byes

Muahahaha! I added A bunch of Random people and They all got mad at me because im stoopid! lol, BUT IT WAS FUNNIE! lol, i would just chick Random and be like 'OoOoOo LOOK ANOTHER FRIEND!!!!' haha, but i was bored that day so i don't care if people are mad at me, CAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY! lol! well....

5 MORE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY

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Yeah, thats right! chester From LINKIN PARK, MY FAVORITE BAND! woo hoo, yeah, i love you....

SPRING BREAK IS OVER AT 12:01 TOMMAROW!!!!  -cries- i had a okay break, next weekend Angela and Sara are coming with me to go on a shopping spree, if you wanna come its a t potomac mills at 4:00-9:00, so come if you want....DON'T FORGET MY GIFT!!! And i don't care what i get...

I love Everyone, Byes!

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yes, today is the day i fell of my skateboard and scrapped my knee and my leg is STILL bleeding from 12:00 this morning, and it is now -looks at watch- 7:17! yeah, well it hurts like a bitch, so ima go, im watching pirates of the carribean! woo! but, IM WEARING BANNANA PANTS WOO! and im getting a pool in a few weeks! yay!

I Love Seth!

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hello,

Today and yesturday was awesome! lol, Me and my mom went shopping! yesturday we went to Wal-mart, Skate shop, and Replay, Bed Bath and Beyond, Kohls, and then we went to IHOP to eat! i got a BirdHouse Sweatshirt from Skate shop! And at Khols mom bought me 2 pairs of pants and 4 shirts! woo hoo, and i told my mom not to care about me anymore!
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Hey,

yeah, i definetly can't get on my SN...Mediator4Lfe....because SOMEONE kept Warning me! lol, i think it might have been Tara or something...but i thought it was funnie....but you know, i'll get on later tonite...its like....1 19 AM...because i have Insomnia i can't sleep....GOD DAMN IT! lol, but yeah....im go...i love you bye...

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fuck you!