ach! my back is still broken i think...i am going to the doctor's today, but not for my back...a few years ago i had to have some minor surgery...it went well, until recovery time...Little did I suspect, while sitting in bed recovering from the surgery, innocently not peeing, that this would be construed as "failure to void" by the hospitalians. ( Read more... )

well i took it upon myself to enter the mcguire's 5K "run" saturday...i got up at the crack of down and dragged my sorry ass down to mcguire's and got into line with 4,197 other dumbasses...out of nowhere KABOOM a canon went off and i thought that the al queda bastards had struck another blow but it turns out it was just the start cannon...i ( Read more... )

So my friend was complaining about his cat...seems the cat has taken to peeing wherever the notion strikes him...when i lived in the trailer park our cat liked to pee in exciting, adventrous places...like he'd be walking past my dirty laundry or a pile of magazines and he'd say to himself "Say...that gives me an idea.." and off he'd go... then ( Read more... )

Man i swear that sometimes it seems as if the TV folks have some sort of chip or nodule planted in my brain....several bits on our show have later appeared on The Simpsons but the other night something down right amazing happened...on The Chappelle Show they were playing some sort of game show and the question was about the mysterious "Hay Kapicka ( Read more... )

Whew! i got out of my first meeting unscathed (say i wonder if the opposite of unscathed is scathed?). It went well, for the most part. I spent most of the meeting staring off into space, which is fun and a nice way to break up the monotony of the day. It also makes me looks as if i am in deep contemplative thought. I'm not, of course, but ah ( Read more... )

Sorry if I seem erratic and spotty today...i still have a touch of AMERICAN IDOL MANIA (last week i had AMERICAN IDOL FEVER but now it has progressed to the point of MANIA). The guy I am backing is still in--the pen salesman/hobbit looking guy. I think I might have me a gift for picking what the rest of America likes...if only i could become one ( Read more... )

so i was thinking about my cat, my tattoo, and an erotic tattoo i saw yesterday and my friend adrian...his cat is named god...what if that lady that sang that song about god being just one of us knew adrian ( Read more... )

woo boy i got the e-world by the tail now...hopefully you folks reading this livejournal will enjoy it every bit as much as i enjoy writing it(and if you don't ask yourself one question: how much did i pay for this?). i guess i am supposed to write about the exciting things that happen to me (if i wrote about all the exciting things that happen ( Read more... )