Looking for 2 VO stories

[nverland]

1-Can't remember who wrote it, title was Orlando Bloom Has An Enormous Penis

2-No title or author, plot was Orlando was filming Troy and was worried about the nude (mostly nude) scene. Viggo helped him out with it

Please and thanks

Comments

[silvs_fiction]

The first one was by Razzle

https://baby-razzle.livejournal.com/14858.html

[nverland]

Thank you!

[hopeindarkness]

2 - Maybe "Desperately Seeking Paris" by Lostiawen? It lived on Mirrormere (RIP :'( ) but it's still archived on her website:

http://www.planetx.org/~changeling/paris.html

May be on her LJ as well, but no time to dig at the moment. :)

[nverland]

That was it! Thank you!