Kayla

[lotrsues]

If this were written for the author's benefit I would have mailed it to her, any flamers are acting entirely on their own initiative.

Notes: Mary Sue and her friends take Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas clubbing. I made the mistake of clicking on the reviews and saw enough netspeak to fill my quota for the next two years.

Title: Through A

Comments

[shannonsequitur]

[salophile]

Am I the only person in the world who thinks highlights are ugly? I see people who have them, and they look like they painted stripes in their hair.

No, you're not! They only look good on a few people. And when they grow out, they look especially ridiculous with a few inches of roots attached to them.

There was a strange language inscribed on it, but he couldn't read it, for it was worn out.

Then how does he know it's a bloody strange language?

[lame_pegasus]

"None of your damn fucking business, you asshole!"

*bows in deep admiration to a master of appropriate Tolkien-FF-use-of-language*

[eowyn]

Oh dear. Oh dearie dearie dear. This is so awful.

[falco_conlon]

ooohhh she wears a pentacle and says bloody. She is sooooo trendy! God I wish all my friends were like her.

Her dad sounds pretty cool too.

[lady_lanet]

I'm sorry for my dirty mind, but when I read that a pentacle was hanging between her breasts...

I.. uh.... Well, the word 'Hentai' came to mind.

[falco_conlon]

HAHAHAHA!