Inwe

[lotrsues]

If this were written for the author's benefit I would have mailed it to her, any flamers are acting entirely on their own initiative.

Notes: I'm back in cold New England for the moment. There is cold snow outside. Ugh.

Title: The Dark One
Author: TheDreamChild
Summary: "A Elf named Inwe steals the Witch King's horse. She has a troubled past

Comments

[nobleplatypus]

I don't know what's worse, the "Can-Legolas-teach-her-to-open-her-heart-and-love-again?!" fics, or this "Can-her-new-pet-teach-her-to-get-over-her-tragic-past-and-enjoy-life?!" nonsense. I mean, really. The Black Stallion meets a bastardized Lord of the Rings.

And also, "You have suffered a terrible lose"? -_-

[sarcastic_elf]

A Elf named Inwe steals the Witch King's horse. The horse then bites Inwe's head off and runs back to WiKi because he realizes that he is better off with a evil minion of Sauron than with a Sue.

THE END!

[_pyromatic]

Your icon? Makes me giggle. A lot.

[sarcastic_elf]

He's watching you RIGHT NOW!!!!12345

[lhaw_en_edhel]

Though props for the non-Grelvish elvish, that's a really Sue-ish of explaining why there were only eight nazgul at the ford...

“Well, when I said I was going back for that war bridle I didn’t quiet expect an Elf maiden to be stealing my horse.” He cackled cruelly. Inwë was suddenly not afraid of him anymore.

“If you want the bridle,” she shot back hotly, “go ahead and take it!”
...XD

[_silverleaf_]

Galadriel must have a strange sense of humour if she laughs at: "Thank you, Milady.", and think it's soooo funnehh!!1

[falco_conlon]

I know I think it is. My friends do it all the time.

Friends: Thank you, Milady.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAH YOU CRACK ME UP! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

[_silverleaf_]

Why, aren't you easily amused... XD

[falco_conlon]

oh yes ^_^

[saintmaverick]

She has a troubled past, but can her new horse help her overcome it?

the fuck?

no! just no!