"woah" *said in joey lawrence accent*

Feb 18, 2004 14:22


Well now, where to start....


First off....
I'd like to thank all of those who have made it into my friends list. (or I theirs)

My LJ (*sniff) group has increased 2-fold in the last few weeks. I couldn't (*sniff) be here without all my faithful readers. My rantings and ravings incoherently bring people together. So beautiful.

Annoying people annoy me though. Not sure where that came from. Sorry. That won't happen again. I just have them blocked/flogged/eliminated from my buddy list.

So what do we want to extrapolate about today?
big word
thank you.

Today is a nice day. Apart from the fact that icicles may rain down upon you from the edges of buildings.....waiting to pierce your flesh with their frozen goodness....its still a good day.

See, i know the trick.....
If you dont open the door (ie, go to class) theres no fear.
So what I'm saying is that I dare it...with my icicle-proof hat.

Dont expect me to blah blah or boo-hooo about anything in my life.
I don't do that. Once again.

So yeah. A lotsahair post isn't a lotsahair post without innane rambling and stupid humor.

So until next time, heres a list of things I dislike just off the top of my head.

Feel free to add your own.

Please add your own. I insist.

Or I'll send Fran Drescher to your house to practice saying
awwwwwwww in your ear until your blood vessels burst in your brain.

The list of things I hate ... today

(may change at a later date -- tomorow, next week, or by the time i'm done)

Wet potato chips
not watching futurama
Not you
moldy cheese...wait, i mean mold with yellow under it

stinky socks
Any movie with Hugh Grant
getting caught in black holes
Belligerent outerspace creatures

clogged showers
politicians (including our current "president")
When you can't use the shower b/c you tore the faucet off
Salami
not having the Tick cartoon on TV anymore
The designated hitter

The team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters (the generals)
TrinitroTolune
Unbathed animals
Being woken up from a crygenic freezing chamber and having to do a crossword puzzle

Copycats
Copycats
Losing at Yahoo! chess
this bastard symbol -> ^
The whole drama that comes with the internet
Getting murdered
NOT finding money in your pants pocket
Hearing people clip their nails

ADD YOUR OWN
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