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[lotusfruit7]

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I'm leaving you for a hott, young spiral bound notebook. He actually listens to what I have to say. And he's way better at sex. He understands me and we have so much fun together. I know this may come as a shock...but deep down you knew it was coming. We both know we'll be happier this way. You deserve someone who will pour their

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[imsotragic]

I really don't want to exercise the imagination it would take to figure out how you're satisfying yourself with a spiral bound notebook. All I can tell you is there are many other objects better suited to the task.