mười chín ❀| it's quiet and loud; no one hears it but us

[lotuslife]

Xin chào, Mayfield. I hope you find yourselves well following the party which just occurred. [Well, not really. She doesn't actually care; she's just saying it to be polite- not that you can tell, as her tone is warm and placid. Onward to the actual point of this phone call:]

My anh- brother- China, has returned, as many of you may already know.

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[decadenzas]

[what a nice day to read out in the sun!! except the ambiance is kind of ruined by mamanam being a terror next door.]

Crass.

[lotuslife]

You're far too young to be looking at this. [leans over the porch to stare at him in the next lawn over]

[decadenzas]

Must I remind you of my age on a daily basis? That aside, you're far too old to be drawing that. [seriously, are you trying to give him nightmares]

[lotuslife]

But you still shouldn't be- [hops the porch to lean over him wherever he's sitting/laying] ...Charles is still pure, right?

[LOOK AT HER FACE. LOOK AT IT. this is the face of a yandere your nation, who will be heartbroken if you say anything but 'yes'.

......never mind that she just asked something completely horrifying.]

[wise_king]

[jiiiiiii]

Why, Miss Sen. You should be ashamed.

[lotuslife]

Inside, I'm appropriately ashamed. [doesn't look ashamed at all] However, right now I need to focus on perfecting this technique.

[wise_king]

You really have no need to do such a thing.

[lotuslife]

I do. One day I may need to contain my brother. This is a way I can confine him to his home.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Watching from the fence.] Ya know, if you want some really cool looking graffiti, I could get ya something way better than that.

[lotuslife]

Forgive me for saying this, but this is not common vandalism... [who does she think she's kidding]

[thatsnotaknife]

Graffiti doesn't have ta be vandalism! You should see some of the work the kids did in a couple of my tunnels, fucking gorgeous.

[lotuslife]

This... 'graffiti' serves a special purpose.

[armywithcountry]

. . . why are they so small?

[lotuslife]

[draws one that's like 2 feet long] ...Small?

[armywithcountry]

[Doesn't even compare to his five meters, baby] Yeah. If you're going to be drawing dicks all over a guy's door, might as well make them visible.

. . . why are you drawing dicks, anyway? Did Hungary put you up to this?

[lotuslife]

[HORRIBLE]

N-no, I'm... testing containment methods.

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[politerudeness]

[ OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING. ]

[politerudeness]

Please excuse me, Vietnam-san. You seem to have neglected to notice a certain fact. Allow me to inform you that you are currently in the process of drawing a certain part of the male anatomy which is not meant for being drawn in that manner and to do so would be rather inappropriate. Furthermore I believe China-san would be rather displeased to see such drawings on his front door. That is all.

[lotuslife]

I thank you for your concern but this is something which can benefit you too, anh Japan.

[politerudeness]

May I ask how so?