short story presented for you dear reader

[lou_diamonds]

*this is fairly lengthy, but the only person who i know for sure reads this shit is paulson who, like God, is somewhere outside of time. And I know the spacing's fucked up all over the place but I'm too lazy to fix it. I don't know why the fuck this thing hates indentation but so it is

Comments

[dresdenwhite]

For some reason it doesn't seem like it's finished. I guess I'm just used to short stories ending with cliche declarations and yours doesn't do that. good job.

how can YOU, of all people, be anti-eating-dog-food in this story?
You're a bad trickster, mr marshall.

you know who

[anonymous]

analogies that tickle my soul