Late night convo's w/ Eric Michael
Oh lord.. WHAT A NIGHT
EricMichael27: I WIN
e mpw ld 13: lol, win what?
EricMichael27: the who sends an IM first cmon where have you been?
EricMichael27: hey i got a question for you
EricMichael27: how often do you talk to mg?
EricMichael27: meg*
e mpw ld 13: um, not a lot.
e mpw ld 13: why?
EricMichael27: ok just wondering
e mpw ld 13: ok
EricMichael27: hey would u rather be burned alive or drown?
e mpw ld 13: drown
e mpw ld 13: you?
EricMichael27: brun... the pain would most likely make me black out. i couldnt take being trapped
EricMichael27: brun? burn damn it BURN
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: hey would u rather be able to dispense ketchup from your belly button or be able to sharpen pencils with your nose
e mpw ld 13: LOL
e mpw ld 13: im going with the nose sharpener
EricMichael27: me too
EricMichael27: everyone else i ask goes for the ketchup
EricMichael27: fags
EricMichael27: i dont think this next question goes well for a girl but...
e mpw ld 13: haha, i wouldn't want ketchup jutting out of my belly button
EricMichael27: would you rather have sex with 1 guy thats a 10 or 2 guys one a 3 and the other a 7?
e mpw ld 13: lmao
e mpw ld 13: can i ask you a quick question?
EricMichael27: yeah
e mpw ld 13: where the hell are you getting these questions?
e mpw ld 13: lol
e mpw ld 13: i'd go with 1 guy, a 10
EricMichael27: the voice tells me
EricMichael27: yeah u WOULD
e mpw ld 13: haha, that divine voise
e mpw ld 13: voice*
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: and by they way that means you would never have sex with me.... cause im an 11
e mpw ld 13: uh.. i wouldn't want to have sex with you???
e mpw ld 13: oh my, what a proud man you must be
EricMichael27: WHAT?
EricMichael27: u wouldnt want too cause its more like you NEED to
EricMichael27: damn im winning on this one
EricMichael27: last question
e mpw ld 13: oh god. ok.. i don't need to have sex with you. I'm sure I can find someone who's more for me. Secondly, it's obvious you're more like a 4.. bragging about having an 11- HAHA, you liar!!!
e mpw ld 13: lol
e mpw ld 13: ok
EricMichael27: LOL
EricMichael27: oh good im not talking about size though damn you horny horny little girl
e mpw ld 13: then what the hell are you talking about???
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: LOOKS
EricMichael27: on a scale from 1 - 10
EricMichael27: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
EricMichael27: damn your gonna take a 10 inch huh?
EricMichael27: what a girl
e mpw ld 13: dude.. what was i supposed to think you meant?? this coming from the guy who's always telling maddy to have sex with matt, lolol
EricMichael27: OH MY GOD
EricMichael27: when did i get the wrap of being a perv
e mpw ld 13: got ya!!
e mpw ld 13: lol
e mpw ld 13: hey- it's all maddy
EricMichael27: i tell one girl that its not "right" to not please her boyfriend and thats theres no reason to be scared then i get labeled
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: yeah well at least i didnt jump right for the huge cock
e mpw ld 13: ::ahem:: did you not notice that i chose the one guy over the orgy??
e mpw ld 13: OOOHHHH
e mpw ld 13: how about them apples
e mpw ld 13: Eric: Loseing
Sarah: Winning
e mpw ld 13: :-)
EricMichael27: hey if you were thinking cock then i didnt say at the same time besides i dont think the "3" would be able to participate
e mpw ld 13: EricMichael27: would you rather have sex with 1 guy thats a 10 or 2 guys one a 3 and the other a 7?
EricMichael27: yeah 2 guys
e mpw ld 13: you asked me if i'd rather have sex with one guy or two
e mpw ld 13: i assumed you meant orgy
EricMichael27: not 2 guys this minute or at the same time
e mpw ld 13: learn to clarify
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: ASSumed
e mpw ld 13: hahahahahaha
e mpw ld 13: ok, what's your last question??
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: sure ill clarify ill make sure i say it nice and clear to the world that sarah wants the big sausage
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: OH my check this out
e mpw ld 13: how about the one guy?? lol. you're so dirrrrrrrrty
EricMichael27: what about the one guy? you want a name or something? lol
e mpw ld 13: so what's all the excitement about?
EricMichael27: damn and so mean calling me a 4 lol what a meanie
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: EricMichael27: and?
V ballGymnst: i said nuthin and he kissed me and i was like so i guess your not pissed anymore and he was like no
V ballGymnst: thats my story, exciting huh
EricMichael27: just a kiss?
EricMichael27: how cute
V ballGymnst: then he went down on me
e mpw ld 13: HAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
e mpw ld 13: what???????????????????????????
EricMichael27: i know
e mpw ld 13: so wait- im so confused. what just happened??
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: meg was telling me about her day with her boyfriend apparently they got into a fight and i guess he apologised for being mad
e mpw ld 13: ok
e mpw ld 13: so then they kissed and got down with it
e mpw ld 13: haha
EricMichael27: nice apology though huh
e mpw ld 13: lol, oh yea
EricMichael27: anyway my last question
EricMichael27: would you rather watch a porno WITH your parents or a porno with your parents IN IT?
e mpw ld 13: let me just tell you how SICK your mind is and how WRONG that is
e mpw ld 13: haha
EricMichael27: lol
EricMichael27: shut up and answer the fucking question
e mpw ld 13: oh god.. well, i wouldn't want to see my parents in a porno, so i'll watch one with them
e mpw ld 13: haha, that'd be interesting..
e mpw ld 13: OH GOD
EricMichael27: god watch a porno with your parents you dirty girl
e mpw ld 13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
e mpw ld 13: ew ew ew
e mpw ld 13: YOU DID THIS TO ME
e mpw ld 13: JHBkqjbc;. !!!!!!!!!!! >:o extreme
EricMichael27: MUWHAAAAHAHAHAAaaaaaaa
e mpw ld 13: lol
EricMichael27: :-D
EricMichael27: man i gotta
EricMichael27: go to bed
e mpw ld 13: so tell me, what are you going to do with this bundle of information?
e mpw ld 13: eh, ditto. i've got class tomorroqw
EricMichael27: you dont wanna know im collecting it all
e mpw ld 13: tomorrow**
EricMichael27: nothing i just wanted to know
EricMichael27: yeah i gotta get up so early
e mpw ld 13: haha, ok..
e mpw ld 13: for work?
EricMichael27: yeah
e mpw ld 13: bleh
e mpw ld 13: that sucks
EricMichael27: sweet dreams dirty empress
e mpw ld 13: lol, night night 4"
EricMichael27: lol
EricMichael27: bye
e mpw ld 13: lol, byebye
EricMichael27 signed off at 12:13:10 AM.