Finally

[loudmouthbragot]

After lord knows how long I finally got my ass back onto livejournal. I didn't remember my password and didn't feel like getting it. But I finally did and this is what I need to tell everyone

Comments

solutions

[morton_beeswax]

Get plastic surgery! Join Witness Protection! Go to some Amish town where they've never heard of Johnny Knoxville but for GOD'S SAKE STAY AWAY FROM THE SCHOOLS.

Now I feel guilty.

Re: solutions

[loudmouthbragot]

Don't feel bad. That guy molested his family members 20 years ago. You would be crazy to NOT shoot the Amish.

Re: solutions

[morton_beeswax]

Bullshit. Johnny Knoxville would've been, like, 10 back then. There's no way he molested anyone.

Or if he did, he couldn't have done a very good job.

[jiggahava]

More like a punk Jack Nicholson.

[loudmouthbragot]

Much better

[oxymorena]

i'm more compelled by the peeing a skull out of your urethra. Is it weird that when I say 'urethra,' I constantly want to follow it with 'franklin?' I think I have a strong future in learning human anatomy videos.

[loudmouthbragot]

R-E-S-PEE-E-C-T

[imeweyouus]

i'm sorry.

Re: huuuubbbbbyyy

[loudmouthbragot]

Why that is the nicest thing I have heard all week. Fuck everyone else except you.

Re: huuuubbbbbyyy

[loudmouthbragot]

I think that theme song is adorable. I like some of the covers but my favorite is still the original. Our marriage can kick everyones elses marriages asses, impregnate their daughters, then roll them up in a blanket and throw them in a river. I dare anyone to challenge us.