Missouri or Kansas? Cop to cabbie: Hurry up, you Arabian fuck! Dumbass towel-heads... Tourist mom: Do you have to use that language? There are children present. Cop: Lady, shut up. This is New York -- either get with it or get out. Tourist mom: This never would have happened back in Kansas City.
it is your fault that i'm not sleeping...gillyfishDecember 30 2006, 08:33:05 UTC
Woman #1 after Wicked raffle: Ugh, I can't believe we didn't win. It really sucks. Woman #2: I know, I'm totally bummed out. Woman #1: Well, that one woman, like, really deserved to win because it was her birthday. Woman #2: And the rest of them were pretty good-looking, too. Woman #1: Well, just as long as none of them were, like, ugly. I guess then it's okay. Woman #2: Yeah, most of them were pretty hot. I'd do them.
does this mean we didn't win because we aren't pretty enough??
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Cop to cabbie: Hurry up, you Arabian fuck! Dumbass towel-heads...
Tourist mom: Do you have to use that language? There are children present.
Cop: Lady, shut up. This is New York -- either get with it or get out.
Tourist mom: This never would have happened back in Kansas City.
--Rockefeller Center
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Woman #2: I know, I'm totally bummed out.
Woman #1: Well, that one woman, like, really deserved to win because it was her birthday.
Woman #2: And the rest of them were pretty good-looking, too.
Woman #1: Well, just as long as none of them were, like, ugly. I guess then it's okay.
Woman #2: Yeah, most of them were pretty hot. I'd do them.
does this mean we didn't win because we aren't pretty enough??
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