It's alright for you lot.

Aug 05, 2005 20:16


I just found the transcript for my favourite The Sketch Show sketch,

Jim: (walks to a table in a cafe) Hi! Aren't we all on the same English course?
Karen: Oh yeah, how's it going?
Jim: Not bad, but sometimes I have trouble with grammar, isn't it?
Karen: Really?
Jim: Sometimes I spot on, and other times I don't, aren't they?
Lee: I'm alright with my grommar, my problem is spilling. Can't spill to save my loaf!
Karen: Oh, yeah?
Lee: I have to rely on the spill-chock on my compluter!
Karen: Well, don't worry about it too much. I'm sure you'll be treated with a lot of understanding and COMPASSION!
Lee: Alright! I've got problems with my spilling, not my herring!
Jim: She's got trouble with her punctuation, isn't it?
Karen: Yeah, sorry. Sometimes I put an exclamation mark at the end by MISTAKE!
Ronni: It's alright for you lot, I've got a very small vocabulary.
Tim: What's that like?
Ronni: It's alright for you lot, I've got a very small vocabulary.
Tim: Sometimes I have trouble with my empharsis.
Karen: Your empharsis?
Tim: Yes. At various different parts of sentenses. In my job, that can cause quite a lot of awkwerdness.
Lee: What do you do?
Tim: I'm a speech therarpist.
Lee: A speech therapist who can't spike pripperly? I'm surprised your boss hasn't sucked you!
Ronni: It's alright for you lot, I've got a very small vocabulary.
Tim: Can I make a soogestion? Why don't you purrchase a dictionary? You'll save yourself a lot of embararsement.
Jim: I know - we could all try studying together, isn't it? How doesn't next week sounds?
Karen: Good IDEA!
Lee: Prefect!
Tim: Fabuuless!
Ronni: It's alright for you lot -
Karen, Jim, Lee, Tim: Shut UP!
Jim: Isn't it?!

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