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1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is going to be good.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I don't go to amusement parks unless it's to freeze the bolts on the coasters and watch people die.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
This morning. I froze the steps of the House and road Roulette's desk down ( Read more... )

I have never been so bored in my life. I hate the House, I hate running it, I hate working it. The only thing that keeps me going is the laughs I get from scaring the customers, and the money.

...I miss having someone to harass.

...Micah, what are you up to tonight?

Well, junior has left the building, and he even cleaned out his room completely,/ With him in his own place and Roulette gone, I don't have anyone to torture. Used to be I'd guess Veronica's password--"m0ney" or "coca1ne" or "3ddie"--and I'd come up with something like this from her harddrive:


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Veronica, Veronica, where did you get off to? I finish my bout with Micah to see your booth in shambles, covered in blood, and you gone.

Are you taking another vacation without telling me, you doll, you?

Well, in case you're reading this, I'll be running the House in your stead, just for you, like you asked that night when you were drunk.

And taking ( Read more... )

Just what is this doing on your hard drive, Veronica?


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I've watched everybody tip-toe around the subject and make promises and blahblahblah and let's get to the point--I want to see us get together and wreak some real havoc in downtown L.A.

I do know a certain little birdie who could use a breaking in. Or a few banks.

Come on! I want to see explosions, I want to see ice blocks, I want car crashes, I want ( Read more... )

Oh, I cannot wait for tonight. I hope Amygdala acts up on his way to the cage just so I have an excuse to ice him.

So who else has their money on the kid? This should be so good. You'd better win, you little firecracker. Make his head explode.

Veronica, you shouldn't leave the camera out when you're stoned on the couch.


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Sorry, Veronica.

I didn't mean to sit in the customer's lap, it just happened.

...If it makes a difference, I don't think he was an important sort of person. And he was wearing a wedding band.

Can you imagine him trying to explain it to his wife? Hee!

"Oh, honey, sorry, no sex tonight. My pelvis is completely frozen. No, really."