fuck rock, i'd rather read a book.

[loujersey]

jennie told me i hadn't updated in ages. here's some jokes with realistic endings.

q:What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?

a:The Holocaust.
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q:How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

a:You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really

Comments

[wee_jen]

aw baby. these jokes are good, yep yep. now i may have a joke to tell the next time you ask me to tell you one :P

and i'm still sorry. yep yep. i'm s-t-u-p-i-d. without any help. :)

love you x

[kewl_devotchka]

Aw man, those jokes rule. Although I tried to tell uni friends them and ended up with strange looks. They're hilarious tho.

xx

[wee_jen]

aha. the exact same thing happened to me on sunday night. i felt like such an idiot, laughing away to myself while they were all givin each other funny looks... x

Hey! Ute here!

[swtpopcorn]

Your Train on Wednesday night...Reynolds guessed it'd be at 23.38 and I guessed 23.08 what time was it at? lol! Just curious!

drumroll please.................

[loujersey]

................23:18

congratumalations! you've not won anything whatsoever! your sense of well-being and an overbearing urge to gloat about this victory is in the post and should arrive as soon as possible*.

thank you for taking part in this competition. :)

*this is a lie.