Alaska

[loungelizard362]

So i've been giving a lot of thought lately about moving to Alaska, it's something I have wanted to do for years.  I think next summer I may go up and check it out.

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[thumpermarni]

It's cold and full of killer moose.

And there are no penguins because they live in the South Pole and at the zoo.

And there are no single gay men because they all live in Florida with the old Jews.

And Shock Treatment is outlawed up there because Richard O'Brien peed on the shoes of their governor in 1983.

And...ummm...ahhhh...You can't drive your VW Bug because the polar bears are sexually attracted to green VW Bugs.

And there is vagina everywhere because vagina is the state bird, fish and flower.

[psychosteveo]

YaY Going To Alaska and HO!