Is someone spying on me?
For the last few weeks, I have been receiving cryptic emails from someone at the International Spy Museum, located in the district. Today's installment takes the cake.
WHO sang the Rainbow Brite theme song in a talent show as a child?
WHO dealt blackjack illegally to middle-aged ladies in Texas?
WHO hid three one dollar bills in Ziploc baggies in the woods along with a map and has never found them?
If you were at Friday dinner last week, you know that none of these people are Josh. They’re the other freaks we love who call Friday dinner home.
But this week, Josh! Josh, who was threatened by a moose as a young child. Josh, who, as shown in this picture, clearly got over his fear of animals and learned to love the Pan within. Josh, who wears excellent shirts, makes everybody smile, and lends us his Brita without meaning to. Josh, who is from upstate New York, land of the pampas.
Josh. He’s a part of Rosemont. He even has a key. Good idea, bad idea? You decide THIS WEEK!
7:30 pm Friday. 3529 13th Street NW in Columbia Heights. Nina, Val, Steven, and Darcy will be out of town. Please bring a vegetarian dish, drink, or friend to share. Call 202.588.8950 if you’re lost, lonely, or want a ride from the metro.
Love,
JOSH and Drew and Kat and Darcy and Steven and Val and Sibley and Nina and Kyle
First of all, I don't think I know Josh, Drew, Kat, Darcy, Steven, Sibley, Nina, or Kyle. Most importantly, I have never set foot in the Spy Museum and do not recall placing my name on their Friday dinner email list. Very strange...
WHO sang the Rainbow Brite theme song in a talent show as a child?
WHO dealt blackjack illegally to middle-aged ladies in Texas?
WHO hid three one dollar bills in Ziploc baggies in the woods along with a map and has never found them?
If you were at Friday dinner last week, you know that none of these people are Josh. They’re the other freaks we love who call Friday dinner home.
But this week, Josh! Josh, who was threatened by a moose as a young child. Josh, who, as shown in this picture, clearly got over his fear of animals and learned to love the Pan within. Josh, who wears excellent shirts, makes everybody smile, and lends us his Brita without meaning to. Josh, who is from upstate New York, land of the pampas.
Josh. He’s a part of Rosemont. He even has a key. Good idea, bad idea? You decide THIS WEEK!
7:30 pm Friday. 3529 13th Street NW in Columbia Heights. Nina, Val, Steven, and Darcy will be out of town. Please bring a vegetarian dish, drink, or friend to share. Call 202.588.8950 if you’re lost, lonely, or want a ride from the metro.
Love,
JOSH and Drew and Kat and Darcy and Steven and Val and Sibley and Nina and Kyle
First of all, I don't think I know Josh, Drew, Kat, Darcy, Steven, Sibley, Nina, or Kyle. Most importantly, I have never set foot in the Spy Museum and do not recall placing my name on their Friday dinner email list. Very strange...