I did this and she didn't know it was me the ENTIRE time. It started out I was going to tell her right after I said hi this is Billy, but she Imed me making fun of them, so I decided this could get VERY interesting.
When you IM your friend pretending to be a rock star and act like you had nothing to do with it.
ELxBiLLi0: hi its billly martin
FADESwithSUMMER: hi
ELxBiLLi0: whats up?
FADESwithSUMMER: ohh not too much
FADESwithSUMMER: what about you?
ELxBiLLi0: eh nothing too mucho
FADESwithSUMMER: so any special reason you picked me of all people to talk to?
ELxBiLLi0: eh not really no
FADESwithSUMMER: okie dokie
FADESwithSUMMER: so...how goes it with the new album?
ELxBiLLi0: oh its pretty cool, you know. i did a lot of recording and shit for it, its been fun
FADESwithSUMMER: thats cool
FADESwithSUMMER: i heard that new song Walk Away
FADESwithSUMMER: is that gonna be on the album?
ELxBiLLi0: yeah, well you know we're not quite done with the picking out all the songs that'll be on there, but most likely yeah it will be
FADESwithSUMMER: its a good song
FADESwithSUMMER: but the thing is...it just sounds like all these other new rock bands out there
FADESwithSUMMER: you guys always had that sort of fun loving carefree feel about your music
ELxBiLLi0: well, i think we just had to do something different. i unno if we really care too much what people think of this one, cos it was fun for us to make....
FADESwithSUMMER: oh well thats good
FADESwithSUMMER: its not that its a bad song, i like it
ELxBiLLi0: well thank you
FADESwithSUMMER: your welcome
FADESwithSUMMER: i was just saying, as a fan, its not what i expected
ELxBiLLi0: well, we didn't want to be predictable
FADESwithSUMMER: no i know
FADESwithSUMMER: u know i met you once
ELxBiLLi0: oh really?
FADESwithSUMMER: in massachusates
ELxBiLLi0: oh, well that's cool. yeah its always fun playing there
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah we were lucky enough to go to both of the massachusates shows on that tour..we drove all the way up from Jersey
ELxBiLLi0: oh wow, thanks that's awesome
FADESwithSUMMER: oh it was our pleasure :-)
ELxBiLLi0: its really cool you did that
FADESwithSUMMER: well you guys are my favorite band
ELxBiLLi0: thanks
ELxBiLLi0: :-D
FADESwithSUMMER: anytime
FADESwithSUMMER: so you guys are gonna tour this fall right?
ELxBiLLi0: thats the plan
FADESwithSUMMER: thats good
FADESwithSUMMER: make sure you play Jersey this time!
ELxBiLLi0: yeah, well after that time benji almost got us killed i dunno about that.. haha
ELxBiLLi0: depends on booking, but you know we will if we can
FADESwithSUMMER: lol yeah i heard about that incident
FADESwithSUMMER: well even if you can't, i'd drive to massachusates again
ELxBiLLi0: well thank you
FADESwithSUMMER: sure thing
FADESwithSUMMER: haha..Crazy Train is on!
ELxBiLLi0: oh wow Ozzy?
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah
ELxBiLLi0: cool
FADESwithSUMMER: my friend made a mix cd and she left it here
FADESwithSUMMER: and thats on it
ELxBiLLi0: i see
FADESwithSUMMER: yep
ELxBiLLi0: what else is on there?
FADESwithSUMMER: Cute without the E by Taking Back Sunday
FADESwithSUMMER: Date Rape by Sublime
ELxBiLLi0: cool .. i see this is a very mixed cd
ELxBiLLi0: thats awesome though
FADESwithSUMMER: Cadillac by Mest live and that "new song" they played on the last tour
ELxBiLLi0: haha
FADESwithSUMMER: Welcome to the Jungle
ELxBiLLi0: tony is crazy liive
FADESwithSUMMER: ohh yes he is
FADESwithSUMMER: im seeing Mest for the 5th time in July
ELxBiLLi0: wow
FADESwithSUMMER: my dad actually did shots with him, Nick, and Jeremiah at the last show
ELxBiLLi0: haha, i can believe it
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah lol
FADESwithSUMMER: it was really funny
ELxBiLLi0: were you there?
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah
ELxBiLLi0: you didn't do any shots though?
FADESwithSUMMER: no
FADESwithSUMMER: i wasnt in the bar
ELxBiLLi0: ohh.. well thats a shame
FADESwithSUMMER: after the show we were by the bus and my dad wanted to introduce me and stuff
FADESwithSUMMER: even tho i had already talked to Nick 5 times that night and had met Tony in massachusates, but ya kno..im up for anything
ELxBiLLi0: wow so your pals with mest now, eh?
FADESwithSUMMER: i guess
ELxBiLLi0: they're cool guys
FADESwithSUMMER: im sort of friends with Something Corporate too because after we saw them with you we went back to the hotel and were sitting in the lobby and they walked in and we hung out with I believe the guitar player
ELxBiLLi0: oh yeah? yeah they're the nicest band ever
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah he was nice
FADESwithSUMMER: and he told me that he has never once been gotten down by the Man
ELxBiLLi0: well, you know .. they are something corporate
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah i guess so
FADESwithSUMMER: ohh boy...Gwar!
FADESwithSUMMER: i didn't think she'd put that on here
ELxBiLLi0: gwar?
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah
FADESwithSUMMER: its a band
ELxBiLLi0: oh i see
FADESwithSUMMER: have you ever seen the movie Empire Records?
ELxBiLLi0: uh, maybe once or twice
FADESwithSUMMER: yeah they show their video in that
ELxBiLLi0: ohh
FADESwithSUMMER: so have you had lots of free time and stuff lately?
ELxBiLLi0: i guess so
FADESwithSUMMER: what does a guy like you do with himself?
ELxBiLLi0: been doing some level 27 sketches
FADESwithSUMMER: oh thats cool
ELxBiLLi0: working with the recording gear is cool
ELxBiLLi0: scatagories is always fun
FADESwithSUMMER: mighty nice clothing line by the way
ELxBiLLi0: thank you
FADESwithSUMMER: i love scategories!
FADESwithSUMMER: oh sure thing :-)
ELxBiLLi0: yup it's awesome
FADESwithSUMMER: so hows the rest of the band doing? are they up to anything special?
ELxBiLLi0: benji and joel are working with dc flag
ELxBiLLi0: chris is gonna be a stand up comedian
ELxBiLLi0: paul jumped off a bridge
ELxBiLLi0: you know same old same old
FADESwithSUMMER: wow sounds dandy
ELxBiLLi0: yup
FADESwithSUMMER: do you suppose if i threw my bands demo tape on stage at one of your shows they'd listen to it?
ELxBiLLi0: um, provided you didn't hurt anyone..
FADESwithSUMMER: ill do my best lol
ELxBiLLi0: you know we get so many, but why not im sure they would
FADESwithSUMMER: thats cool
ELxBiLLi0: so you have a band?
FADESwithSUMMER: yes i do
ELxBiLLi0: what do you play?
FADESwithSUMMER: guitar
ELxBiLLi0: nice choice
FADESwithSUMMER: yep
ELxBiLLi0: well good luck to you and your band
FADESwithSUMMER: thank you very much
ELxBiLLi0: im gonna get going, i got a long day tomorrow .. of um 4th of july partying
ELxBiLLi0: nice talking to ya
FADESwithSUMMER: ohh well good luck with that it was nice talking to you too
Morgan talking to me:
FADESwithSUMMER [11:11 PM]: ELxBiLLi0 [10:55 PM]: hi its billly martin
FADESwithSUMMER [11:11 PM]: hahahahahaha
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:11 PM]: lmao
FADESwithSUMMER [11:12 PM]: im just talking to them like i believe it
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:12 PM]: lol
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:13 PM]: i want to yo!
FADESwithSUMMER [11:13 PM]: i should be like "so whats up with joel and hillary?"
FADESwithSUMMER [11:14 PM]: FADESwithSUMMER [10:58 PM]: so...how goes it with the new album?
ELxBiLLi0 [10:59 PM]: oh its pretty cool, you know. i did a lot of recording and shit for it, its been fun
FADESwithSUMMER [11:15 PM]: Billy is smarter than that
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:15 PM]: heh
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:17 PM]: SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:13 PM]: is this Billy Martin?
ELxBiLLi0 [11:13 PM]: why yes, it is
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:14 PM]: holy shiz
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:17 PM]: ELxBiLLi0 [11:14 PM]: hahaha
ELxBiLLi0 [11:14 PM]: um thanks?
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:15 PM]: heh..
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:17 PM]: SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:15 PM]: whats up?
ELxBiLLi0 [11:15 PM]: oh, nothing.
ELxBiLLi0 [11:15 PM]: bored
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:15 PM]: yeah, yeah me too
FADESwithSUMMER [11:18 PM]: u ask him about Joel and Hillary
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:18 PM]: SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:18 PM]: so does joel have the sn mademan7990?
ELxBiLLi0 [11:18 PM]: uh not that I know of
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:21 PM]: SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:19 PM]: is he really dating hilary duff?
ELxBiLLi0 [11:19 PM]: you know, it isn't really my place to say..
ELxBiLLi0 [11:19 PM]: you know it's his business and what not
ELxBiLLi0 [11:20 PM]: but they hang out a lot.. if that gives you anything
FADESwithSUMMER [11:24 PM]: this person, who ever it is..is mad nice
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:24 PM]: haha
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:24 PM]: start being a dick
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:24 PM]: see what happens
FADESwithSUMMER [11:24 PM]: no no no
FADESwithSUMMER [11:25 PM]: wait..why did you?
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:25 PM]: why did i what?
FADESwithSUMMER [11:25 PM]: did u start acting like a dick?
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:25 PM]: what?
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:29 PM]: what are you talking about??
FADESwithSUMMER [11:29 PM]: you told me to see what happens if you start acting like a dick
FADESwithSUMMER [11:29 PM]: did you?
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:29 PM]: no
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:29 PM]: i said for you to
FADESwithSUMMER [11:30 PM]: oh
FADESwithSUMMER [11:30 PM]: well we're talkingabout the tony and my dad incident
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:30 PM]: hahaha
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:30 PM]: is he enjoying it?
FADESwithSUMMER [11:30 PM]: i think so
FADESwithSUMMER [11:31 PM]: now im on to the SoCo incident
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:31 PM]: i see
FADESwithSUMMER [11:34 PM]: i would laugh if it was him for real
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:34 PM]: hahaha
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:34 PM]: me 2
FADESwithSUMMER [11:38 PM]: u oughta tell him u were the first person in your school to own a Level shirt
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:40 PM]: haha
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:41 PM]: SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:40 PM]: did you know i was the very first one in my school to have a level 27 shirt?
ELxBiLLi0 [11:40 PM]: really? wow thanks! represtin' huh? that's awesome!
FADESwithSUMMER [11:44 PM]: our band holds the blessings of "Billy Martin"
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:44 PM]: lmao
FADESwithSUMMER [11:45 PM]: wow
FADESwithSUMMER [11:45 PM]: that was a super chat
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:45 PM]: oh really?
FADESwithSUMMER [11:46 PM]: yeah
FADESwithSUMMER [11:46 PM]: even if it wasn't billy
FADESwithSUMMER [11:46 PM]: that person was really cool
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:46 PM]: haha
FADESwithSUMMER [11:46 PM]: did u x out the conversation or can i read it?
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:46 PM]: ya h/o
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:47 PM]: i sent u everything basically
FADESwithSUMMER [11:47 PM]: okie dokie
FADESwithSUMMER [11:47 PM]: :-\ nothing is in my mailbox
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:47 PM]: no i mean in thsi IM
FADESwithSUMMER [11:48 PM]: ohFADESwithSUMMER [11:48 PM]: oh
FADESwithSUMMER [11:48 PM]: wow that wasnt much
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:48 PM]: nah i didnt really feel like getting hurt by another wannabe rock star
FADESwithSUMMER [11:48 PM]: i wonder why me? i dont think i have a profile
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:48 PM]: maybe he saw your xanga or a post on gcnaptwon?
FADESwithSUMMER [11:49 PM]: maybe my xanga
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:49 PM]: or maybe it wasnt really billy and it was someone else
FADESwithSUMMER [11:49 PM]: my profile says "kiss me deadly tonight" in a hardly readable font
FADESwithSUMMER [11:49 PM]: well maybe if it was someone i know playing tricks
FADESwithSUMMER [11:49 PM]: like ashley
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:49 PM]: yayay gen-x
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:49 PM]: or me
FADESwithSUMMER [11:49 PM]: ...was it?
I sign on as Billy:
ELxBiLLi0: you never know
Back in her IM to me me:
FADESwithSUMMER [11:50 PM]: bitch
FADESwithSUMMER [11:50 PM]: hahahahahahaha
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:50 PM]: lmao
FADESwithSUMMER [11:50 PM]: ur silly
FADESwithSUMMER [11:50 PM]: that was a nice job tho
FADESwithSUMMER [11:50 PM]: id never suspect
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:50 PM]: i know it wsa great!!
FADESwithSUMMER [11:51 PM]: hahahaha
FADESwithSUMMER [11:51 PM]: good thing i didnt say anything embarassing
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:51 PM]: i made if for my lj and was gonna tell you right away but then it seemed liek too much fun
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:51 PM]: yeah i know!
FADESwithSUMMER [11:51 PM]: your right
FADESwithSUMMER [11:52 PM]: ur a very believeable billy
FADESwithSUMMER [11:52 PM]: you should take it up full time SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:52 PM]: i do have a rp name
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:52 PM]: but gracias
FADESwithSUMMER [11:52 PM]: no no i mean terrorizing the teenie boppers
FADESwithSUMMER [11:52 PM]: i mean..u got me
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:52 PM]: hahaha
FADESwithSUMMER [11:53 PM]: shouldnt be too hard with the dumb ditsy girls
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:53 PM]: no they grill you on stuff like my fave foods
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:53 PM]: my bday
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:53 PM]: my dads name
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:53 PM]: shit i dont know
FADESwithSUMMER [11:53 PM]: oh oh i know it
FADESwithSUMMER [11:53 PM]: his dads name is William
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:53 PM]: hehe
FADESwithSUMMER [11:53 PM]: his birthday is June 15
FADESwithSUMMER [11:54 PM]: i dunno the favorite food...just say veggie burgers at the moment...because im eating it now
SIDwasINNOCENT89 [11:54 PM]: does he wear thongs? boxers? box briefs?
FADESwithSUMMER [11:54 PM]: thongs...all the way