[She's can't help but laugh at the look on his face as he tries to figure out what she's talking about. That laughter doubles when he actually comes up with something, and she shakes her head with a huge grin. Any attempt at a mocking scowl is utterly ruined by her amusement.]
Do you have- any idea how long that took to clean up?
Uh huh. And what about the sheets? You know, the ones I'd just bought? [You're so not living it down that easily, lover. Especially when he's the one that reminded her.]
[She might've let him get away with that grab if it hadn't been for the comment that follows. Instead he gets a (non Slayer powered) swat to the offending hand, and a pouting lower lip jutting out.]
Wimp. [She so didn't hit him that hard. He can be such a baby sometimes, but that's okay, cause even if he's a baby, he's her baby... And that just sounds weird.]
Actually- showering is the cleanest thing we do together. [When they... actually get around to cleaning themselves, that is...]
[Nuh uh, cause she's catching that hand and holding it firmly by the wrist. He gets one eyebrow back, an amused look on her face.] Uh huh. You sure you're not getting soft in your old age?
[Never you mind that they're the same age. She- she has Slayer genes... and somehow that makes her not as old. Really! That totally works.]
Dirty? Kinda the opposite of what suds do, Ash. Although if you get dirty thoughts in your mind when I'm getting squeaky clean, we'll just have to wash out your mind with soap.
[Pressed this close, he definitely doesn't feel soft. In fact... smiiiiiirk. Teasingly, she uses her free hand to reach down between them, just barely brushing her fingers against his groin and the firmness she can feel beneath the material of his pants. Then, with a mischievous little grin, she slips her hand back up and away.]
Yup. Too soft. Maybe you should do something about that.
[It's fun to be so mean sometimes. And oh god, does she remember that. The memory gets a laugh out of her as she tries to pull out of his grasp.]
Like I could ever forget. There's a reason that kind of soap is banned from Slayer Central.
[She knows, yes, but she's feeling playful. He's going to have to try harder than that if he wants her help. Although, the little quick kiss softens the edge of teasing in her voice just the slightest.]
You mean, just seeing me isn't enough to do that, or having me this close? Maybe I should be insulted.
It was Xander. [And that's said rather quickly, because... the thought of her father figure walking in on them is somewhat disturbing, and thankfully they've managed to, mostly, avoid that. For both her sake, Giles' sake, and Ash's...]
[It's all right - he does love playful Buffy. There's a low chuckle as he runs his fingertips up and down her back.]
I get hard when I smell you coming into the room.
[He very nearly rolls his eyes at her responses.]
Couldn't tell if I was coming or going that night. All that screaming about people goin' blind. Like seeing two of the hottest pieces of ass in the world goin' at it is a hardship.
[Ash was born shameless and he'll die shameless; he's more confused as to why and how that slipped out so quickly.]
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Aww, you're gonna hold that one over my head forever! I told you to keep your ass still while I was pouring the whipped cream on you!
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Do you have- any idea how long that took to clean up?
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Whatt're you complaining about? I licked most of it off.
[Most creative way to get him to give her head ever?]
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Toldja you should've kept your pretty ass still.
[Cue grabbing of said ass.]
Next time, no slimy sweet stuff. We'll pork in the front seat of the Classic. I'll even put some plastic down, 'cause you're a classy lady.
[And he's an equally classy guy, right?]
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Is that any way to talk to a 'lady?'
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OW. Damn, honey, watch the kung fu.
[He gives her a dirty smirk back.]
You're my lady. Talking's the cleanest thing we do together.
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Actually- showering is the cleanest thing we do together. [When they... actually get around to cleaning themselves, that is...]
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I sawed off my own hand. There ain't a single part of me that's wuss.
[Does it help that they have a baby? All other thoughts get washed away when she mentions showering.]
I don't know about that. I've seen you do some dirty things with a scrub brush and some suds.
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[Never you mind that they're the same age. She- she has Slayer genes... and somehow that makes her not as old. Really! That totally works.]
Dirty? Kinda the opposite of what suds do, Ash. Although if you get dirty thoughts in your mind when I'm getting squeaky clean, we'll just have to wash out your mind with soap.
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Do I feel soft to you, baby?
[The mental image of her washing his mind out with soap's making him visibly boggle.]
Remember that time with the soap on a rope in Palm County?
[They almost broke their necks, but it was fun.]
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Yup. Too soft. Maybe you should do something about that.
[It's fun to be so mean sometimes. And oh god, does she remember that. The memory gets a laugh out of her as she tries to pull out of his grasp.]
Like I could ever forget. There's a reason that kind of soap is banned from Slayer Central.
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When I'm soft you're supposed to make me hard. That's the deal.
[He smirks at that memory - oddly fond thing that it is.]
Can't remember if it was Xander who almost walked in or Giles.
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You mean, just seeing me isn't enough to do that, or having me this close? Maybe I should be insulted.
It was Xander. [And that's said rather quickly, because... the thought of her father figure walking in on them is somewhat disturbing, and thankfully they've managed to, mostly, avoid that. For both her sake, Giles' sake, and Ash's...]
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I get hard when I smell you coming into the room.
[He very nearly rolls his eyes at her responses.]
Couldn't tell if I was coming or going that night. All that screaming about people goin' blind. Like seeing two of the hottest pieces of ass in the world goin' at it is a hardship.
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