The FUCK or DIE Meme

Jul 22, 2011 07:32


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Hungary (genderbend) | Axis Powers Hetalia | Open fryingpanking July 22 2011, 13:23:24 UTC
(ooc: since he's normally pretty strait I'd love to have to force him with another guy XD I'll play him as a switch too, but getting him to bottom will probably be next to impossible so...)

[When Elek awoke with a collar around his neck and a note beside his bed that informed him thathe'd have to fuck the next person he saw or it would kill him... his immediate reaction was to crumple the paper up and go back to sleep. He had a bit of a hangover and was in no mood for these early morning shenanigans. The collar however had other ideas. After a few moments it shocked him with a jolt of electricity. That certainly got him moving.]

G-goddammit...

[Looking none too pleased he stalked out of his room, crossing his fingers that the first person he came across was a gorgeous lady with a good rack.]

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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist ^^; You can opt not to respond if you don't want to weiss_teufelin July 22 2011, 14:56:50 UTC
[And guess who's out in the hallway making a face at something she's holding]

...I said I wanted something sweet, not something gross...

[Behold Prussia in all her AWESOME glory, holding an edible jelly dildo and not looking very happy about it. Gorgeous enough for you, Hungary?]

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I'm always up for some Fempru thesetwototallyarentoneofmyotps fryingpanking July 22 2011, 18:26:20 UTC
[Oh Prussia. You are always gorgeous... in your own special way. At least you've got the great rack part down.]

...Practicing for something there, Julchen?

[He can't help but snort a little.]

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Mine tooooo~ weiss_teufelin July 22 2011, 23:39:50 UTC
[Damn right she does. Nice legs too, hey]

[Eyes him a bit before rolling her eyes] Sure, because there's nothing else to do here but have sex, so why not go ahead and practice giving head. [She's about to toss the dildo away when she notices the collar around his neck. The sight of it makes her snort] What is this bold new fashion statement~? [And don't mind her as she goes ahead and reaches to touch it]

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;w; ♥ ♥ ♥ fryingpanking July 22 2011, 23:54:35 UTC
[Don't forget about that ass! Second only to Spain's.]

...Oh shit the collar.

[He kind of... pales a little, remembering the note. First person he see's is her of course... Is... is this a good thing or a bad thing?]

Hey if I was going to die would you save me if it was something really easy to do?

[If she looks closely enough too there are a few faint blisters on his skin around said collar.]

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weiss_teufelin July 22 2011, 23:59:45 UTC
[She blinks at the question just as her fingers gently catch on the collar] ...What kind of a question is that? [And the answer is obviously 'yes' though she hasn't really said it yet. Is there any other answer?]

[Just as she tugs on the collar a little, she sees the blisters and the sight of them makes her eyes narrow] Where'd you get those? [A fingertip lightly touches along the blisters at the question]

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fryingpanking July 23 2011, 00:06:15 UTC
[He's not going to flinch or wince when she touches them... even though that kinda stings. He's had worse after all.]

Well uh you see... I woke up this morning with the collar on... and a note beside my bed that said if I didn't have sex with the first person I saw it would kill me.

[Please just don't punch him. This isn't a lame pickup line... and he's obviously not dead yet so the first person he's found must be...]

I tried to go back to sleep and I got a little demonstration. That's where the blisters came from.

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weiss_teufelin July 23 2011, 00:20:45 UTC
[She listens to him, even as she continues to eye those blisters with a displeased look on her face. A feeling of fierce protectiveness blossomed in her at the sight of them and she acknowledges it with no protest. Much as they like to say that they hate each other, they're actually pretty good friends and she doesn't like it when other people hurt him]

[And that does sound like a lame pickup line. She quirks her eyebrow up at him as she considers her next action, even as her fist itches to connect itself with his face. It's a totally instinctual reaction] ...You're sure this isn't a joke? [Because it's not as if Hungary's not tried picking her up as a joke before]

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Aw hell. Also aging this one up a bit to where he isn't total shota ;~; broken_tool July 25 2011, 05:21:38 UTC

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