I think I'm getting carpal tunnel.

"In other words, postmodernist fiction and criticism both aim to articulate the unconscious, and in particular the unconscious self-referentiality of non-metafictional metafiction. If unconscious self-consciousness is the common critical object of metafiction and criticism, it does not stabilize the identity of either, since both metafiction and ( Read more... )

Taylor: sooo i left there to try and write more on my paper and now, here i am, doing the SAME thing i was there! is there a medicine we can take to cure this ( Read more... )

Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
- "The World According to Garp"

I apparently get paid to remove baseball player's splinters... You would think someone who can just walk off being hit with a 93 mph fastball could handle taking out his own splinter...

I'm so glad we can all go back to not caring about politics now.

From the South Carolina Historical Society website: "Experience has shown that most small children do not find the quiet atmosphere of our reading room sufficiently entertaining and thus are prone to disturbing other patrons. Visitors are therefore encouraged to make other arrangements for their children during their visit."

I'm considering quitting grad school and learning how to make the sweet grass baskets they sell in the market. They're like $60 for a fucking basket! A tiny one, not even a big one ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:

Baseball Player writing a journal entry on abortion: "I'm pretty sure I'm against it. But, if I got pregnant I'd want one. So I'm a little biased."

So, apparently my entire pledge class is engaged. Ok, not really... but 7 out of 21 people are married or engaged... and two of them became engaged in the last week! What the hell?!?