Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
I feel very powerful...I am SO well known that I am being compared to some of the greatest villains in the world. I say, "If you are gonna have a bad reputation, that might as well be the BEST of the bad!"
hey PAS!!! hahahaha like the "kids names" all indian lol! ah the three things u want in a guy...joes got em all, but dont u take him from me!! lol!! miss ya lots!!! GO BACK TO TAG NEXT YEAR!!!
You CRAZY ASIAN who also just happens to be a PIG! Jk jk! Anyway, you should totally get a lj. Or an xanga...most TAGgers have xanga, for some weird reason...
But hey, Joe is a totally awesome person, but not for me. I need a sexy sweet smile, remember? His just seems creepy...and all that talk about ripping people's throats out? Yeah...no thanks! But HE IS AWESOME and an awesome catch, so GO YOU!
Self defense? Yeah right...I bet he can't really do it. Furthermore, that's not self-defense. He says that to his friends, not his enemies. Says a lot about him, no?
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I'm sorry but I have no mind at the moment.
Stu, help me out here. I know you might be drunk but I need someone to put a lawyer joke on here right now.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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:)
~S
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kaze
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But hey, Joe is a totally awesome person, but not for me. I need a sexy sweet smile, remember? His just seems creepy...and all that talk about ripping people's throats out? Yeah...no thanks! But HE IS AWESOME and an awesome catch, so GO YOU!
Love love ya,
PAS!
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kaze
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I'm glad you like his smile...lol!
~PAS
P.S. I'm bein mean right back at you!
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