I thought about trying to be more active, going outside and meeting new people. It seems so futile, the thought of mating with an idiot just makes me cringe.
I saw a gypsy slaughter a chicken by repeatidly smashing its face against a wall and then chopping its head off with a giant cleaver, he was wearing an Ice Age 2: Meltdown T-Shirt which was an ok movie but hardly reached the legendary heights of the first one.
So I just got back from court and now I have to take a 6 hour tour of a morgue and witness an autopsy. Its weird, I drank some malt liquor and in return I get to watch a body being sliced open...america rules!