Fic: Who's the Daddy? (Batch 1)
Title: Who’s the Daddy?
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack, Drama, Romance
Author’s Notes: Well, I just miss Yuki. :D For those who don’t know, Yuki is the 5-year-old child and is my OC from the fic, Okaasan? These are just drabbles after what happened. ^^ Oh, and this first batch is dedicated to envyschaos2084 because I asked her to give me 8 random words and I’m gonna use it here. Oh and the last drabble (the one about the cows) is dedicated to peace_l0v3 because Bri told me she wanted one like that. xDD
Summary: Akame + Yuki = a whole bunch of madness.
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1. Spoiled, Whiny Baby
Kazuya, Jin and Yuki just got inside a toy store after Yuki stressed about going there. Kazuya refused at first since he said that he got stuff to do but apparently Jin managed to get him to accept already.
Once inside, little Yuki was in awe at the amount of toys he has seen. It has been awhile since he got inside one since Jin was always so busy before that he didn’t had the time to take his son to the toy store.
“Okay Yuki, I’ll give you an hour to go and take the toys you want, alright?” Kazuya smiled as he bent down to Yuki’s height which made the latter nod eagerly. Jin grinned. “Just go and buy what you really really want, okay?” And Yuki ran off to get the toys he can grab.
Kazuya found a seat and sat on it and waited for Yuki to come back. Jin also sat beside the other and leaned his head on the other’s shoulder, not caring what other people would think. A few minutes later, Yuki came back with a really big robot in hand and Kazuya’s eyes widened at the sight.
“Kazu-mommy! I want this one!” Yuki grinned as he showed the toy. Kazuya kept on blinking, deciding whether or not he should allow it since his ‘motherly instincts’ tell him that it might be dangerous. “Please, please, please?” Yuki pleaded with his big brown eyes that were nearly tearing up if ever he won’t get his first new toy in months.
Jin shook his head while laughing. “I don’t know, Yuki. Kazu-mommy looks-“ He stopped mid-sentence when Yuki pushed a button on the robot and suddenly the toy robot got on his feet and started dancing. Jin stared at the toy and was suddenly engrossed with it too. He turned to Kazuya with big, pleading eyes the same his son is wearing and whined, “Please, please, please? Can we please buy the toy?” Jin pouted cutely while he wrapped an arm around Yuki’s waist, both of them wearing the same expression.
Kazuya just chuckled and nodded. “Alright fine, go ahead.” Jin and Yuki gave each other a high-five after that.
“Come on Yuki, let’s get two! And we’ll make them dance showdown against each other! Show me which aisle you got them,” And Yuki dragged Jin away with his little hands to the direction he just came from.
Spoiled, whiny babies. Kazuya complained in his mind though he was really laughing inside.
2. I’m your Super dad!
Kazuya and Jin were off to pick Yuki from school. Usually it was only one of them who get to pick Yuki up but they decided to have a family dinner tonight so they picked him together.
They were expecting a happy Yuki to come up to them but what they got what a crying, wailing Yuki.
“Hey, what’s wrong?” Kazuya asked worriedly as he kneeled down to Yuki’s height and hugged him closer to him. The little kid sniffled in his mother’s shoulder and cried, “Kuma took my lollipop and pushed me down, I love that lollipop, Mommy!”
Kazuya patted Yuki’s head and comforted him. “We’ll just get you a new one, okay? Stop crying now. Daddy and I will-“ he suddenly stopped when he looked around and saw that Jin wasn’t around anymore. Where did he go to?
Minutes later, Jin came back with a lollipop in hand and a proud look in his face. “Yuki, is this the lollipop you were telling us about?” Yuki looked up to his father and his eyes widened and smiled, “Yes, yes! Thank you Daddy! How did you get it back?” He jumped into his father’s arms and retrieved the lollipop.
Jin had a smug look on his face and said, “Well, I’m your Super dad and I can get you anything!” Kazuya raised a brow and asked, “Jin, don’t tell me you-“
“Mr. Akanishi! How dare you bully one of the students!” Jun’s voice could be heard around the campus and this made Jin suddenly say, “Run” and the 3 of them ran towards the car and sped off.
3. Turtle
“Daddy, why are turtles so slow and why do they have a big shell on their backs?” Yuki one day, asked curiously after seeing a turtle at the pet store.
Jin smirked as his gaze shifted to Kazuya’s direction and said, “Not all turtles are slow, son. Some can even give out very sexy expression and reactions and they can be really fast while riding something or someone.” Yuki just blinked at this and seemed to be even more confused.
4. Car battery
The family was driving along the streets of Tokyo when suddenly the car battery got broken and Jin had to come out and check on it. Kazuya sighed as he held Yuki tight, “Okay, now we’re stuck.”
“Mommy, don’t people in movies like to take hitches from other passing people when they’re stuck in this kind of situation?” Yuki asked curiously while Kazuya stared at him. The latter grinned and walked out of the car.
“Let’s see if this works, Yuki,” Kazuya smiled brightly while holding onto Yuki’s hands and had his thumb and arm extended as a sign of help or need of transportation. Surprisingly, one of the cars stopped after seeing Kazuya’s bright smile. The man inside rolled down his window and asked, “A pretty lady like you shouldn’t be stranded here with your son, why don’t you come in and sit with me?” Despite the comment of being a woman, Kazuya was laughing inside and nodded.
They got inside the car without Jin noticing. Once Jin has fixed the battery, he got inside his car. “Okay, it’s fixed. We’re ready to go.” He turned to his left and saw that the passenger seat was empty, with his lover and son gone. Oh no! Were they kidnapped?!
His phone suddenly rang and he picked it up. “You know, you shouldn’t really be leaving your wife and your son like that, Akanishi. I told you I’ll take Kamenashi away from you.” The voice was cackling from the other side and Jin was pissed off again. He suddenly heard the loud laugh that was obviously from Kazuya from the other end of the line.
Grr. That Matsumoto, I knew he always had a thing for my wife!
5. Farmhouse
“Hey Yuki, come here! I’m gonna teach you something!” Junno called the little kid and suddenly taught him a song. After managing to know the song, Yuki suddenly had an idea and ran up to his father.
“Daddy, let’s go to a farm!” Yuki tugged on his father’s leg, suddenly thinking of an idea.
“What? Why all of a sudden?” Jin asked looking down at his son. He blinked while Yuki stared at him with his big brown eyes. “Uh, go and ask your Kazu-mommy about it.” The little kid nodded and went to look for his Kazu-mommy.
“Mommy, mommy!” Yuki ran around the house and found Kazuya in their bedroom, changing into his clothes. “What is it, Yuki?”
“Can we go to a farm or farmhouse, please, please, please?” Yuki held unto Kazuya’s wrist and swing it back and forth to emphasize his point. The older man sighed and agreed, “Okay, okay. We’ll go to a farm this weekend, okay?”
“Yeah! Thanks Kazu-mommy!” Yuki kissed Kazuya’s cheeks and ran off while singing, “Old Kazuya had a farm, e ya e ya yooo~” Kazuya heard it and twitched. He knew Junno was behind those crazy nursery rhymes again.
“Tch. This house is already a farmhouse for Christ’s sake with lunatics living around.”
6. Cherry Pie
“Apple pie!”
“Blueberry pie!”
“Apple pie!”
“No! Blueberry pie!”
Yamapi and Yuki were currently fighting on which pie should Kazuya make since baking is one of his specialties. The other adults were watching it and were very entertained while watching two kids fighting over food. After a long period of fighting, Ryo had had enough and walked up to Kazuya and whispered something in his ear.
In the end, Yamapi and Yuki ended up eating cherry pie instead and forgot about their little argument.
“See! I knew my favorite would work!” Ryo grinned and took a big bite of his suggested pie.
7. Hot Pink
“No Jin, I will not wear that!”
“But Kazu, it really looks good on you, don’t you think Yuki?”
“Yes Daddy! It will really look good on Kazu-mommy!”
“The hell will I NEVER EVER wear a hot pink leotard for Yuki’s parent-daughter presentation in school!”
…But eventually, he did. And many single fathers wanted to ravish Kazuya on the stage there and then if it wasn’t for Jin sending them glare threats or something.
8. Cheesecake
Kazuya had the busiest day and now she was really tired. Jin and Yuki noticed this and were already worried. They suddenly thought of an idea while Kazuya was resting peacefully in their room.
“Do you think Kazu-mommy will like it?”
“Of course, Yuki. This is his favorite.” Jin winked and they crept towards the bedroom. They opened it silently and walked towards the sleeping Kazuya. They left what they did on the bedside table and crept outside the room once more.
Minutes later, Kazuya opened his eyes and he looked around to see there’s a tray of cupcakes lying on the bedside table. Curious, he sat up and looked at it and saw 3 pieces of cheesecakes and beside it was a small note. He opened it up and it read…
You were really tired, Kazu-mommy. Daddy and I made these for you! This is the first time we did it but we still hope you like it! I love you Mommy!
♥♥♥Yuki :}
It was scribbled by Yuki but Kazuya was still touched at how he got these sort of things. He tasted one and it may not really taste like real cheesecakes (since well, Jin wasn’t really good in the kitchen) but for him it felt like the best cheesecakes he ever tasted.
9. Cherry Bomb
Yuki and Yamapi were still bummed after not getting their favorite type of pie that’s why Yamapi thought of an idea to get back at Ryo. The older man grinned wide as he whispered something at Yuki’s ear.
Hours later, Yuki walked up to his Uncle Ryo cutely while holding a big box with a ribbon. “Uncle Ryo, Uncle Ryo!” Ryo was currently sitting on the couch watching television while Ueda was in the kitchen making them something.
“We have a present for you, Uncle Ryo!” Yuki smiled innocently while handing the older man the box. Ryo smirked, “Why thank you, Yuki. I’ll open it now!” And with that cue, Yuki ran away from his uncle and into the safe of his hidden Yamapi’s arms.
“3…2…1!” Yamapi counted silently and they heard a ‘boom!’ and they were laughing their asses off.
“What the hell happened?” Ueda, Junno and Kazuya ran towards the living room and saw Ryo sitting on the couch…with cherry jam all over him. Junno grinned towards the shorter man and laughed at him while the other just glared at him.
“Tomohisa Yamashita!” And Yuki and Yamapi walked out from their hiding places and laughed so hard.
“What? You said you like cherry pies, right?” Yamapi grinned and licked Ryo’s cheek who pushed him away at once.
10. Wisconsin…and cows
“Seriously Jin, when Yuki said we’re going to a farm. We could’ve just gone to a farm in JAPAN. Why do we have to go all the way to Wisconsin?” Kazuya asked while rubbing his temples and were on their way to the biggest farm in Wisconsin…yes, they are in Wisconsin.
“Oh come on, Japanese farms are so…Japanese. Besides, isn’t it good to go out of country for awhile?” Jin grinned and Yuki clapped in agreement. Kazuya sighed and suddenly asked, “And why are these crazy people with us?” Junno, Yamapi, Ryo and Ueda were at the back seat of the car all excited to come as well.
“What? The more the merrier, Kazu-chan!” Yamapi grinned as he pinched one of his friend’s cheeks who just batted it away.
“Hey, why are you so grouchy? Are you pregnant or something?” Junno whined and Kazuya choke on his water bottle while Jin laughed hard at that. Yuki blinked at the adults with him and asked, “What’s preggy-nant?” only to be ignored.
“We’re here!” They all got out of the car and smelled the fresh west air. Jin, Junno, Yuki, Yamapi and Ryo went to the nearby cows while Kazuya and Ueda just walked around and got into a seat on the benches.
“This one looks friendly,” Junno commented. Yuki was sitting on his father’s shoulders when he said, “Daddy! I wanna ride that cow!” Jin, thinking it was safe, placed his son on top of the cow while intently watching him not to fall. Junno on the other hand placed his hat on top of the cow and grinned. Yamapi and Ryo were given food to feed for the cow.
Suddenly, the cow saw something from afar and started running fast and everyone was shocked and ran after the cow…since Yuki was riding it and Junno’s hat was still there.
“My hat!” Junno cried.
“My baby!” Jin and Kazuya cried out and everyone tried to catch up and ran after the cow.
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ I love this cow-yyyyyyy~!” Yuki exclaimed as he was laughing throughout his ride while holding on tight to the cow.
“Here little cow!”
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Author’s Notes: …What the hell. =)) Sorry for the failed attempt at crack, everyone!
Comments are ♥! …and God did I miss Yuki. xDD
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack, Drama, Romance
Author’s Notes: Well, I just miss Yuki. :D For those who don’t know, Yuki is the 5-year-old child and is my OC from the fic, Okaasan? These are just drabbles after what happened. ^^ Oh, and this first batch is dedicated to envyschaos2084 because I asked her to give me 8 random words and I’m gonna use it here. Oh and the last drabble (the one about the cows) is dedicated to peace_l0v3 because Bri told me she wanted one like that. xDD
Summary: Akame + Yuki = a whole bunch of madness.
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1. Spoiled, Whiny Baby
Kazuya, Jin and Yuki just got inside a toy store after Yuki stressed about going there. Kazuya refused at first since he said that he got stuff to do but apparently Jin managed to get him to accept already.
Once inside, little Yuki was in awe at the amount of toys he has seen. It has been awhile since he got inside one since Jin was always so busy before that he didn’t had the time to take his son to the toy store.
“Okay Yuki, I’ll give you an hour to go and take the toys you want, alright?” Kazuya smiled as he bent down to Yuki’s height which made the latter nod eagerly. Jin grinned. “Just go and buy what you really really want, okay?” And Yuki ran off to get the toys he can grab.
Kazuya found a seat and sat on it and waited for Yuki to come back. Jin also sat beside the other and leaned his head on the other’s shoulder, not caring what other people would think. A few minutes later, Yuki came back with a really big robot in hand and Kazuya’s eyes widened at the sight.
“Kazu-mommy! I want this one!” Yuki grinned as he showed the toy. Kazuya kept on blinking, deciding whether or not he should allow it since his ‘motherly instincts’ tell him that it might be dangerous. “Please, please, please?” Yuki pleaded with his big brown eyes that were nearly tearing up if ever he won’t get his first new toy in months.
Jin shook his head while laughing. “I don’t know, Yuki. Kazu-mommy looks-“ He stopped mid-sentence when Yuki pushed a button on the robot and suddenly the toy robot got on his feet and started dancing. Jin stared at the toy and was suddenly engrossed with it too. He turned to Kazuya with big, pleading eyes the same his son is wearing and whined, “Please, please, please? Can we please buy the toy?” Jin pouted cutely while he wrapped an arm around Yuki’s waist, both of them wearing the same expression.
Kazuya just chuckled and nodded. “Alright fine, go ahead.” Jin and Yuki gave each other a high-five after that.
“Come on Yuki, let’s get two! And we’ll make them dance showdown against each other! Show me which aisle you got them,” And Yuki dragged Jin away with his little hands to the direction he just came from.
Spoiled, whiny babies. Kazuya complained in his mind though he was really laughing inside.
2. I’m your Super dad!
Kazuya and Jin were off to pick Yuki from school. Usually it was only one of them who get to pick Yuki up but they decided to have a family dinner tonight so they picked him together.
They were expecting a happy Yuki to come up to them but what they got what a crying, wailing Yuki.
“Hey, what’s wrong?” Kazuya asked worriedly as he kneeled down to Yuki’s height and hugged him closer to him. The little kid sniffled in his mother’s shoulder and cried, “Kuma took my lollipop and pushed me down, I love that lollipop, Mommy!”
Kazuya patted Yuki’s head and comforted him. “We’ll just get you a new one, okay? Stop crying now. Daddy and I will-“ he suddenly stopped when he looked around and saw that Jin wasn’t around anymore. Where did he go to?
Minutes later, Jin came back with a lollipop in hand and a proud look in his face. “Yuki, is this the lollipop you were telling us about?” Yuki looked up to his father and his eyes widened and smiled, “Yes, yes! Thank you Daddy! How did you get it back?” He jumped into his father’s arms and retrieved the lollipop.
Jin had a smug look on his face and said, “Well, I’m your Super dad and I can get you anything!” Kazuya raised a brow and asked, “Jin, don’t tell me you-“
“Mr. Akanishi! How dare you bully one of the students!” Jun’s voice could be heard around the campus and this made Jin suddenly say, “Run” and the 3 of them ran towards the car and sped off.
3. Turtle
“Daddy, why are turtles so slow and why do they have a big shell on their backs?” Yuki one day, asked curiously after seeing a turtle at the pet store.
Jin smirked as his gaze shifted to Kazuya’s direction and said, “Not all turtles are slow, son. Some can even give out very sexy expression and reactions and they can be really fast while riding something or someone.” Yuki just blinked at this and seemed to be even more confused.
4. Car battery
The family was driving along the streets of Tokyo when suddenly the car battery got broken and Jin had to come out and check on it. Kazuya sighed as he held Yuki tight, “Okay, now we’re stuck.”
“Mommy, don’t people in movies like to take hitches from other passing people when they’re stuck in this kind of situation?” Yuki asked curiously while Kazuya stared at him. The latter grinned and walked out of the car.
“Let’s see if this works, Yuki,” Kazuya smiled brightly while holding onto Yuki’s hands and had his thumb and arm extended as a sign of help or need of transportation. Surprisingly, one of the cars stopped after seeing Kazuya’s bright smile. The man inside rolled down his window and asked, “A pretty lady like you shouldn’t be stranded here with your son, why don’t you come in and sit with me?” Despite the comment of being a woman, Kazuya was laughing inside and nodded.
They got inside the car without Jin noticing. Once Jin has fixed the battery, he got inside his car. “Okay, it’s fixed. We’re ready to go.” He turned to his left and saw that the passenger seat was empty, with his lover and son gone. Oh no! Were they kidnapped?!
His phone suddenly rang and he picked it up. “You know, you shouldn’t really be leaving your wife and your son like that, Akanishi. I told you I’ll take Kamenashi away from you.” The voice was cackling from the other side and Jin was pissed off again. He suddenly heard the loud laugh that was obviously from Kazuya from the other end of the line.
Grr. That Matsumoto, I knew he always had a thing for my wife!
5. Farmhouse
“Hey Yuki, come here! I’m gonna teach you something!” Junno called the little kid and suddenly taught him a song. After managing to know the song, Yuki suddenly had an idea and ran up to his father.
“Daddy, let’s go to a farm!” Yuki tugged on his father’s leg, suddenly thinking of an idea.
“What? Why all of a sudden?” Jin asked looking down at his son. He blinked while Yuki stared at him with his big brown eyes. “Uh, go and ask your Kazu-mommy about it.” The little kid nodded and went to look for his Kazu-mommy.
“Mommy, mommy!” Yuki ran around the house and found Kazuya in their bedroom, changing into his clothes. “What is it, Yuki?”
“Can we go to a farm or farmhouse, please, please, please?” Yuki held unto Kazuya’s wrist and swing it back and forth to emphasize his point. The older man sighed and agreed, “Okay, okay. We’ll go to a farm this weekend, okay?”
“Yeah! Thanks Kazu-mommy!” Yuki kissed Kazuya’s cheeks and ran off while singing, “Old Kazuya had a farm, e ya e ya yooo~” Kazuya heard it and twitched. He knew Junno was behind those crazy nursery rhymes again.
“Tch. This house is already a farmhouse for Christ’s sake with lunatics living around.”
6. Cherry Pie
“Apple pie!”
“Blueberry pie!”
“Apple pie!”
“No! Blueberry pie!”
Yamapi and Yuki were currently fighting on which pie should Kazuya make since baking is one of his specialties. The other adults were watching it and were very entertained while watching two kids fighting over food. After a long period of fighting, Ryo had had enough and walked up to Kazuya and whispered something in his ear.
In the end, Yamapi and Yuki ended up eating cherry pie instead and forgot about their little argument.
“See! I knew my favorite would work!” Ryo grinned and took a big bite of his suggested pie.
7. Hot Pink
“No Jin, I will not wear that!”
“But Kazu, it really looks good on you, don’t you think Yuki?”
“Yes Daddy! It will really look good on Kazu-mommy!”
“The hell will I NEVER EVER wear a hot pink leotard for Yuki’s parent-daughter presentation in school!”
…But eventually, he did. And many single fathers wanted to ravish Kazuya on the stage there and then if it wasn’t for Jin sending them glare threats or something.
8. Cheesecake
Kazuya had the busiest day and now she was really tired. Jin and Yuki noticed this and were already worried. They suddenly thought of an idea while Kazuya was resting peacefully in their room.
“Do you think Kazu-mommy will like it?”
“Of course, Yuki. This is his favorite.” Jin winked and they crept towards the bedroom. They opened it silently and walked towards the sleeping Kazuya. They left what they did on the bedside table and crept outside the room once more.
Minutes later, Kazuya opened his eyes and he looked around to see there’s a tray of cupcakes lying on the bedside table. Curious, he sat up and looked at it and saw 3 pieces of cheesecakes and beside it was a small note. He opened it up and it read…
You were really tired, Kazu-mommy. Daddy and I made these for you! This is the first time we did it but we still hope you like it! I love you Mommy!
♥♥♥Yuki :}
It was scribbled by Yuki but Kazuya was still touched at how he got these sort of things. He tasted one and it may not really taste like real cheesecakes (since well, Jin wasn’t really good in the kitchen) but for him it felt like the best cheesecakes he ever tasted.
9. Cherry Bomb
Yuki and Yamapi were still bummed after not getting their favorite type of pie that’s why Yamapi thought of an idea to get back at Ryo. The older man grinned wide as he whispered something at Yuki’s ear.
Hours later, Yuki walked up to his Uncle Ryo cutely while holding a big box with a ribbon. “Uncle Ryo, Uncle Ryo!” Ryo was currently sitting on the couch watching television while Ueda was in the kitchen making them something.
“We have a present for you, Uncle Ryo!” Yuki smiled innocently while handing the older man the box. Ryo smirked, “Why thank you, Yuki. I’ll open it now!” And with that cue, Yuki ran away from his uncle and into the safe of his hidden Yamapi’s arms.
“3…2…1!” Yamapi counted silently and they heard a ‘boom!’ and they were laughing their asses off.
“What the hell happened?” Ueda, Junno and Kazuya ran towards the living room and saw Ryo sitting on the couch…with cherry jam all over him. Junno grinned towards the shorter man and laughed at him while the other just glared at him.
“Tomohisa Yamashita!” And Yuki and Yamapi walked out from their hiding places and laughed so hard.
“What? You said you like cherry pies, right?” Yamapi grinned and licked Ryo’s cheek who pushed him away at once.
10. Wisconsin…and cows
“Seriously Jin, when Yuki said we’re going to a farm. We could’ve just gone to a farm in JAPAN. Why do we have to go all the way to Wisconsin?” Kazuya asked while rubbing his temples and were on their way to the biggest farm in Wisconsin…yes, they are in Wisconsin.
“Oh come on, Japanese farms are so…Japanese. Besides, isn’t it good to go out of country for awhile?” Jin grinned and Yuki clapped in agreement. Kazuya sighed and suddenly asked, “And why are these crazy people with us?” Junno, Yamapi, Ryo and Ueda were at the back seat of the car all excited to come as well.
“What? The more the merrier, Kazu-chan!” Yamapi grinned as he pinched one of his friend’s cheeks who just batted it away.
“Hey, why are you so grouchy? Are you pregnant or something?” Junno whined and Kazuya choke on his water bottle while Jin laughed hard at that. Yuki blinked at the adults with him and asked, “What’s preggy-nant?” only to be ignored.
“We’re here!” They all got out of the car and smelled the fresh west air. Jin, Junno, Yuki, Yamapi and Ryo went to the nearby cows while Kazuya and Ueda just walked around and got into a seat on the benches.
“This one looks friendly,” Junno commented. Yuki was sitting on his father’s shoulders when he said, “Daddy! I wanna ride that cow!” Jin, thinking it was safe, placed his son on top of the cow while intently watching him not to fall. Junno on the other hand placed his hat on top of the cow and grinned. Yamapi and Ryo were given food to feed for the cow.
Suddenly, the cow saw something from afar and started running fast and everyone was shocked and ran after the cow…since Yuki was riding it and Junno’s hat was still there.
“My hat!” Junno cried.
“My baby!” Jin and Kazuya cried out and everyone tried to catch up and ran after the cow.
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ I love this cow-yyyyyyy~!” Yuki exclaimed as he was laughing throughout his ride while holding on tight to the cow.
“Here little cow!”
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Author’s Notes: …What the hell. =)) Sorry for the failed attempt at crack, everyone!
Comments are ♥! …and God did I miss Yuki. xDD