I found the solution to my problems!

[love_rules]

After watching Grease last night, I had a dream. In the dream, I was Sandy and Sasuke was Danny. And we were in the scene at the end, singing the song "You're the One That I Want". And Hinata-chan, Ino-chan, Temari-chan, and Ten Ten-san were my Pink Ladies, and Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Lee-san and Gaara were Sasuke's Greasers! And it was

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[gaaaaara]

*non existent eyebrow twitches*
Omae!
Keep me out of your filthy dreams.
Temari too. You can have Kankuro if you want

[kakashi_buns]

=3

What?!

[lnuzuka_kiba]

Me? A greaser? Hardly. While I don't comb my hair, I do take care of it. I can't imagine putting anything other than shampoo and conditioner into it. And really... why in the hell would I be Sasuke's lackey? Your brain is rather illogical.

Re: What?!

[love_rules]

Oh hush! Dreams are dreams!

[serpentshinobi]

That's why you Leaves will always be weak. More interested in secondary concerns, like these little romances, than on being a ninja.

Listen. If you like the boy so much, I can deliver him to you. Provided, of course, that you help me to obtain him first... >:-)

[serpentshinobi]

OOC: The idea of a Grease/Naruto crossover is as funny as it is horribly wrong! What a vision...

Naruto and Sasuke playing chicken in hotrods would be a true recipe for disaster, though.

[love_rules]

.. HM! ::considers Orochimaru's suggestion seriously:: As long as you promise that he'll remain in one piece!

[serpentshinobi]

Oh, of course he would, young girl. It would not do for him to be otherwise.

*Sadistic grin* Do we have a deal...?

[uchiha_prodigy]

Perhaps a change of image might make Sasuke more interested in you Sakura. Why, he has an unhealthy fixation on me after all. So one can conclude that if you were to dress like me, Sasuke would gain a bigger interest in you.

Fishnet is very good. And having good nails is important. You should stop by and visit me. Me and Kisame would be more then happy to give you a make over.

[love_rules]

As long as you don't try to kill me, rape me, or hold me for ransom, Nii-chan!

[uchiha_prodigy]

You have my word. Your death would only make foolish little brother happy. And I'm starting to think that maybe I don't like girls.

[love_rules]

It's nice of you to get in touch with your sexuality, Itachi-nii-san! :D

As for me, I drive on the right side of the road. ^^

OOC // ::resists urge to imply Sakura x Ino for some strange reason!::

,...gkl/

[super_shikamaru]

... Me? A Greaser? Come on, that takes too much energy to do.

Re: ,...gkl/

[love_rules]

Oh, hush, all you'd have to do is put on a leather jacket. XP