even though i know salmon is pronounced SAM-mon, i always pronounce is SAL-mon. so what.

so last night i was hanging out with a couple of people, but the only two important to this story are Paige and Andrew, who havent met before. We were all chatting about when the subject of work came up. Paige said she worked at Cousin Vinnies Pizza. Then Andrew asked her if she got a call yesterday from a really country sounding person. Paige ( Read more... )

I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean tonight, it was terrible.

Although, Jack Sparrow was cleverly developed to please everyone: Black eyeliner for the scenesters, Dreads for the pot heads, Guns for the red necks and republicans, and Gold Teeth for the thugs.

i keep seeing this man everywhere. I recognize him each time by his high waisted pants. I think he is jewish but im not sure. I even saw him walking down Abercorn the other day. Katie and i figure he is a member of the High Pants Society along with Kincaid but you can never be too sure of such things.

The majority of the police officers i have come in contact with are stupid. Who needs an education when you can sign up for the police force, go through a training course, and have power ( Read more... )

Can you tell me ( Read more... )

when i was unpacking, i looked in my bag of shells and to my suprise i saw a hemit crab still in one of the shells i picked up on the beach ( Read more... )

in the keys, as elecrtricity runs through the powerlines it's audiable, iguanas run across the street, and no lie, the coconut shrip is good.

school tomorrow. that shit sucks.

sometimes when youre just fucked up, on the point of breaking down, you hear a song and it speaks for you, saying whats on your mind, and it feels good to not alone ( Read more... )

i hate daylight savings time. fuck daylight savings time.

i saw the hollow today. it was well done. there were a whole lot of scps kids who only came for extra credit and left during the intermission.bastards.

i also left my pillow in atlanta. shitmotherfuckergoddamnit.

atlanta was fun. it always is.

the end.