I used to collect fortunes, until I moved and the only Chinese restaurant I eat at now has the SHITTIEST FORTUNES EVER. They say stuff like "You enjoy sunshine and walks on the beach." I do occasionally get decent ones from Panda Express, though.
In Australia, it's SO fricking rare for Chinese restuarants to have fortune cookies, you know? So, I used to buy a box from the Asian markets and save them for when I ordered in/made Chinese food at home, so the meal would feel more complete.
I can only imagine that Kim is a dark Scandinavian supermodel with an IQ of 130 and an incredibley impressive score in Tetris, because then I could TOTALLY understand the similarities.
I have a beautiful little red and gold silk box that I got from the markets in Chinatown for like two bucks. It was filled with rank tea, so I threw that out, and kept the box for my fortunes.
Newest entry answers your question, lady, but feel free to ask more should you feel the curiosity.
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DO YOU COLLECT FORTUNES?
IF SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU COLLECT?!
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you've inspired me to do a post on this and
i tagged you on my latest entry.
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I am such a fucking retard.
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(That's a good thing. Trust me.)
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Are you still in Toronto, by the way? I'm not sure when exactly you were supposed to leave.
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Newest entry answers your question, lady, but feel free to ask more should you feel the curiosity.
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