"I'm aware of the bulge in my jeans, and people are against me wearing them (the same people, by the way, are the ones who wear their 80's jeans and the same bulge is showing... just not as big)."
That was the funniest thing you've ever said. Not really...but it was great. All those girls dress BORING anyway. Just go marry paristinaaguililton. As a girl, I'd MUCH rather see a girl dress really classy like Gwyneth Paltrow than like any typical mall prep girl. Whatever...you know you hate hearing me talk about this. sorryiapologizegeez.
"All of these damn kids look the exact same. You look at a girl from behind and she's wearing a short skirt, tank top, and is really tan. She has blonde hair and an OK figure and you think, 'Dang, she's hot." Then, she turns around and she's really ugly in the face and I'm left to think, 'Anyone can copy this look, now.'"
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That was the funniest thing you've ever said. Not really...but it was great. All those girls dress BORING anyway. Just go marry paristinaaguililton. As a girl, I'd MUCH rather see a girl dress really classy like Gwyneth Paltrow than like any typical mall prep girl. Whatever...you know you hate hearing me talk about this. sorryiapologizegeez.
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amen, brother. well put.
-dan ashworth
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