It took my pretty much a full three months for my brain to finally make the connection between the way I answer the phone thirty times a day and the title of a Beastie Boys album. "Hello, Nasty" = Hello Nasty. Huh, I'm quick, quick, quick.

Very very randomy...I know. But it made me laugh out loud.

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In the summer I'm like an old person whose tired of life I've discovered. I go to work, hop on my train into the city and then back out again, come home, eat dinner, go my exercise, maybe watch a decent TV show, and then pass out. On my days off I'm usually too tired to go out the night before and enjoy my day off or I enjoy a bar trip here or an ( Read more... )

Not only has the printer copier broken numerous times and in numerous ways scanning his press kit. Not only have I made enough copies of said press kit to kill a rainforest. Add to that the hours I spend staring at his face scanning his articles.  Not only do I have to walk half way across town and drag two giant boxes back to the office that are 3 ( Read more... )

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I wake up at 6 Am every  Mon, Wed, and Fri because my long ass commute back into the city is horrible. Though honestly I still love NYC with all my heart. I love sitting outside in Soho and drinking tea before work.  More to the point the only reason I seem to be here (home in PA) now is because I have the distinct feeling this will be my last ( Read more... )

"She began going out with Mr. Potato Head
It was when I saw her in he car park
With his coat around her shoulders that I realized
I went home and thought about the two of them together
Until the bathwater went cold around me
I thought about her eyes and the curve of her breasts
And about the point where their bodies met

I confronted her about it
I said, "I ( Read more... )

I may be:

1. Spending all of my time reading a new book by Murakami that makes absolutely no sense to me (and honeslty never will probably).
2. Actually doing an entire power point presentation in Italian explaining why the mother country of Malta is divided into Italian and England supporters (havinga clip of Vindaloo included).
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Becks!