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[lovecat10036]

Ah-hahahahahahah. I rarely post these, but #2 is so topical. And so very untrue :( #4, also a blatant untruth, as anyone who's ever spent more than 30 minutes in a car with me can attest. #7 and #9, very gross. #8, maybe...maybe not :P



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lovecat10036!

1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of lovecat10036 in your ear 700 times.
2. Lovecat10036 can not regurgitate.
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets lovecat10036!
4. Lovecat10036 cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
5. You share your birthday with lovecat10036.
6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are lovecat10036!
7. Baskin Robbins once made lovecat10036 flavoured ice cream.
8. Lovecat10036 will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
9. Grapes explode if you put them inside lovecat10036.
10. Two grams of lovecat10036 provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

Well that was fun. And now I must hit those Saturday chores. Sigh.