Voicemail

[lovechildblair]

Hi, you've reached Blair Sandburg...only not. Leave me a message and I'll get right with you. You can also email me.

Comments

[notstakedyet]

"Blair, it's Angel. Dunno if you remember, we met yesterday? I was the vampire? Anyway, I got assigned to be your - uh - mentor or something. You know, help you get used to everything here at Fandom High. Guess you could swing by my room today if you wanted to get started with that. I'm in 238."

due crowley's phone mess

[courier_gavin]

Dude? You don't know if Marty's been bit by a gremlin again, do you? 'Cause he was, like, talking about getting it on and ferrets and god knows what.

Come rescue me from Angela and buy me coffee, man!

Stupid sleepy boyfriends.

*click*

Re: due crowley's phone mess

[lovechildblair]

Blair's eye widened at the message and he immediately called back.

[dr_jwilsonmd]

Wilson wasn't entirely certain he understood the language in the voicemail but some contexts really were universal. Hitting *69 he signed again as he went straight to voicemail.

"Uh, good afternoon. Listen, I am completely flattered that you'd like to...uh..frell me but while I don't know if I can call him my boyfriend...he does have a flaming sword so, maybe we should just be friends...or continue to be total strangers, like we are now."

[lovechildblair]

Blair blinked and stared at the phone. While he didn't know what the word 'frell' meant, this message made him uncomfortable. called back.

[12parseckessel]

"Hey Beautiful. Just thought I'd see how you were getting settled. Kinda of a switch from Fandom, I'll bet. Red says the tattoos look good. Have you conned Frank into wearing the zombie shirt yet? Love you, darlin'. Call any time."

[lovechildblair]

Blair growled and dialed the numbers on the phone forcefully.

[emo_padawan]

"This must be because of the pageant, right? You think I'm some kind of great actor now?

*sighs*

Fine. But I get to be Louise."