went to philly today and rode my bike. met a bum named james who was a medic in vietnam. he was a smart man and i generally thought he was an all around good guy too. i liked him.
"so i have this nephew right, he calls himself a muslim. so one day i see him and he says 'assalamu alaikum', and i say 'assalamu alaikum'. well the next day i saw him and he says 'hello', and i gripped that motherfucker up and said 'what the fuck did you just say to me??' and his momma started wilyin out and i said 'this motherfucker just said hello to me! you tell him if he says hello to me again im gonna fucking kill him!'
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that was my favorite i think
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"so i have this nephew right, he calls himself a muslim. so one day i see him and he says 'assalamu alaikum', and i say 'assalamu alaikum'. well the next day i saw him and he says 'hello', and i gripped that motherfucker up and said 'what the fuck did you just say to me??' and his momma started wilyin out and i said 'this motherfucker just said hello to me! you tell him if he says hello to me again im gonna fucking kill him!'
haha it was something along those lines..
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you bum
:P
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