Today I went to Walgreens Drug Store.

My shopping list was crazy glue and condoms.

I felt it necessary to tell the clerk that rung me up that I was not intending to use both at the same time, just to be clear.

He stared at me a real long time before telling me the total owed.

For those who weren't paying attention over the weekend, our maligned president went to the country he helped "liberate", and by "liberate", I mean "royally f*** up", Iraq. While there, and standing alongside the Iraqi prime-minister he personally hoisted to what may be one of the lousiest jobs in the world, a man in the audience stood up, and ( Read more... )

Sometimes, the news isn't depressing. Well, I mean, when you hear about job cuts and layoffs in these hard times, and at this time of year, it is sobering. But not the tale of why Disney fired all four guys playing Jack Sparrow at Disneyland.That's right. The problem was they were TOO good at their jobs. So good, that female patrons were flashing ( Read more... )

Since the Buckeyes are coming to Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl, I present a visual aid from a FoxNews reporter, who shows the best way to deal with them on game day.

From the legendary Sith Lord fan website known as Forallmyminions, and some other edits comes this gem, Vader in a nightclub. Really well done.

And it's me, so of course there's a ( Read more... )

Let's get caught up, shall we?

( The Last Month or So )

Okay, so during most of the Bush administration (the past eight years, for those who've not been paying attention. Possibly the same ones who voted for him) there have been a lot of parodies of the president. I won't list them all, I'd be here all day. But the relevant one to my discussion is, of course, that back in 2000, Dubya found the One Ring. ( Read more... )

They... they actually do Harry Potter Puppet Pals live.

Why wasn't I told, and when do they start touring into Phoenix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K2LyYZBDcY

If you're not careful on election day, you might bring about a future where we see this horror. The simulation is at least entertaining... but the reality... frightens me. And not because it's a woman. Because it's an idiot. Heh ( Read more... )

Now, Steven Colbert, as a few might know, has an independent comic known as "Tek Jansen ( Read more... )

The wife went out of town, and I ended up with some time to meditate alone upon current events, in the world, and in my own head.

( So if you don't like what's behind this cut, tell my wife to never leave me to my own devices )