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[lovelessbandit]

If you drop an orange out the window of a jet-plane..will it be like a bullet when it starts to near the ground?

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[mirrors_image]

Then there'd be a little orange-shaped crater in the ground!

Try it, try it!

[lovelessbandit]

An orange shaped crater~! The best kind of crater there is!

Keep an eye out for it, I just might~

[mirrors_image]

What other crater can match the orange-crater in majesty?

I'll watch the news every night, just in case!

[lovelessbandit]

None of course! The rest are so bland, how could they stand a chance?

I bet if an orange crater does show up someone will create a cult to worship it.

I'll do my best not to let you down~

[royalejing]

Morbidly curious, but... how would you get the plane window to open? It's just a pane of glass.

[lovelessbandit]

Is it really morbid~? I wouldn't be aiming for anyone~ ...though..it would be cool to have people say you were killed by an orange..

And I have my ways, and if that doesn't work I could just use the door~

[royalejing]

Somehow, I doubt that's what most people want on their tombstone: "Killed by supersonic orange" lacks poetry.

... Well, I guess you could use the door, but wouldn't that cause problems in the plane as well?

... I'm thinking too much about this.

[lovelessbandit]

Mm, that is true, if you put it that way.
..put to rest by the most magnificent of citrus fruits that happened to fall from the sky like an angel sent to carry you away..

I think it sounds pretty~

I'd only open it enough for the orange to fall, just a smidge! Then I'd run to the window to see if I could watch it go.

Does the orange captivate you~?