Snog, shag, marry, kill - c'est impossible!

[lovely_noise]

This particular headache is all the fault of one bluebottle08.

How the hell am I meant to choose between Olivia Wilde, Olivia Hallinan, teh Loveless and teh Megan?

I mean, only gotta choose between people from (respectively): the show that introduced me to femmeslash, my favourite non-comedy show and my newest discovery of a show.

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[triptohere]

Easy! Lalala.

Sorry Al, Olivia Wilde has got to go.

Snog Megan, Sexytimes with Loveless (obviously), and Hallinan has proved her excellent wife credentials with her stirling stint in Candleford post office. I appreciate organisation in long term life partners. Also, I do quite like redheads. Do not tell anyone.

[lovely_noise]

Well, as you can see, this post is not quite finished yet, cause ... I fail at LJ.

And you be wrong here I'm afraid. Got Loveless right on (thought about domesticating her but I think I'd chuck her if she ever went brunette again. which seems like a flawed basis for a relationship) but Hallinan is down for nary more than a snog while Wilde girl gets to boss me around forverandever amen.

And Meg, well, she goes to a better place.

You want your own four? And if so - list 'em fandoms.

[triptohere]

Nevermind, LJ defeats me on a regular basis as well.

I'm sorry, but something about Wilde's face terrifies me. Actually freaks me out, with her crazy jaw line of doom. And you'd KILL Meg? I get Loveless, and Wilde has clearly put some kind of voodoo curse on you, but Hallinan? over Meg?

*mystified*

I'm always crap at these. Jake Gyllenhall, David Tennant, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Adam Brody. (curve ball!)

JRM is the one I'd probs shag, because he sort of hypnotised me when he was in Gormenghast. But I doubt you saw that (were you even alive?) o_0

[lovely_noise]

I CAN'T MAKE THE CUT WORK. WAAAA.

See improved, if ridiculously long version, for some reasoning, but given that you said Hallinan is marriage material how can you still want her murdered. YOU MONSTER!

And yes, her jawline is .. noticable, but to me the ratio is 10:1, sexy to scary.

JRM is too pretty pretty for me, so he's gone. David is just so ridiculously HYPER that I don't think I could take him seriously, but maybe a kiss wouldn't go amiss. The next two are pretty obvious though - Brody is an indie sweetheart so he's the hubby, while Jake ... well, I think you know my take on him (as long as the beard STAYS THE FUCK AWAY).

And I was actually meaning that I'll do four for you, if you give me some fandoms of yours outside of Skins. And then whether you want a masculine one, a feminine one, or one of each.

[triptohere]

Hallinan murder logic as follows: YOU CANNOT KILL THE POPE. I lost sight of all rationality in the face of your blasphemous ways.

Oh right. Well, I don't actually have any other legit fandoms. If you want to have a stab at a combination of Peep Show, Gavin and Stacey and Hole in the Wall (best show evar), be my guest!

[lovely_noise]

I know, I felt so guilty I couldn't even use her name.

And yes, I refuse to accept that she's straight, no matter how long she stays married to her Italian prince.

I mean - check her threads. These are not the choices of a hetro.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olivia-wilde.jpg
http://www.ganda.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/olivia-wilde-pretty-girl.jpg

[bluebottle08]

[lovely_noise]

I failed that test then :(

[violet4120]

Gosh, I'm going to have to do this meme and choose Meg for ALL OF THE CATEGORIES EXCEPT KILL, because she is just getting the worst treatment ever so far. ;)

And, damn, those are some mighty fine photos of Olivia Wilde.

[lovely_noise]

It's so not fair, I think she's just too adorable for her own good.

I had a bit of a surplus of photos of her but luckily I have (some) self-control.

And these ones were only focusing on prettiness, didn't even get on to her recent Maxim shoot ...