aint my job

Oct 07, 2005 01:53


I want dreads. like you dont even know how bad.
and boobs. my body yearns for natural cleavage.

and maybe a jamaican so that every time
he sees me he can say "hey pretty girl"
in one of those fantastic accents. <3

Yesterday and today I attended the PSAT/SAT prep class from 6:30 to 9 after school. It wasnt as bad as I'd thought. Partly because we ( Read more... )

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my_vice October 7 2005, 13:52:15 UTC
ha, that's funny, i've ALWAYS wanted dreadlocks. i have done quite a bit of research (there is more to dreads that you think!), and basically i'm just scared to chop them off when i no longer desire to have them stuck to my head. i also would love natural cleavage, considering i lack any normal boob size for a 20 year old girl!!

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working_dreamer October 7 2005, 15:23:35 UTC
You crack me up...if you had boobs, you wouldn't want them anymore! They can be a pain in the ass...

However, I fear being alone the rest of my life (as in without a significant other) and I probably shouldn't fear this. I'm 24 for cryin' out loud!

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eye_meets_eye October 7 2005, 15:34:36 UTC
Porter wants fakeness in his hair, too. We were talking about it last night, actually, lol.

I have a fear of the open sea.

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munkeybiz October 7 2005, 17:59:25 UTC
Lacking in cleavage, eh? Natural boobs...lemme be the judge of that! A crush on your professor...nah that doesn't sound far-fetched. I had crushes abroad with a few of my middle school teachers and high school teachers. They were young and I don't know how they expected their students to learn about anything if they wore short shorts---at least one teacher, my science teacher, who did in the middle school I went to, and that was years ago. Funny thing is, at some point the principal enforced all teachers to wear stockings if they were to wear shorts. It was eye-candy for the guys and messed up for the clean-minded! This was the period when the puberty explosion began way too early for us guys who were going to that school! But I guess that doesn't matter cuz we...are...MEN---and we became men at that time thanx to a tad bit of skimpiness. I'm hot for teacher! Oh yeah!

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popsocks October 7 2005, 23:51:14 UTC
You can have some of my boobs.

P.S_ I have a great fear of hand lotion and airplane toilets.

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