Words Women Use: Guys, You'd Better Memorize!!

[lovely_sapphire]

 Sirs...Pay Close Attention

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) NOTHING: This is

Comments

[obseletevulture]

*Cracks up* is there a male-version of this? You know, the one where "nice dress" actually means something closer to "wow. What cleavage..."?

There really should be...

[lovely_sapphire]

There should! I'd like to read that! xD

[obseletevulture]

I should think every girl would. (They'd start using it as a translator's guide, though...)

It'd have to have some body-language tips, too...

[lovely_sapphire]

Oh definitely! Boys are so confusing...lol