Damn you to hell, Amazon

[lovely_shukes]

I recently ordered five million books from Amazon, and paid an extra £1000 just to make sure that I got excellent service. Instead they e-mailed me 7 buckets of manure, molested my Mother and traveled back in time and slaughtered my ancestors. I spoke with my credit card company, and they said that they are currently investigating Amazon for

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[beckieboo]

Amazon are crap, they take orders and months down the line cant deliver. My Dad ordered a book ages ago, they reckoned 2-4 weeks.........did they mean years ?

[randomchris]

I joined metaquotes just so I could post this on it.

[lovely_shukes]

My amazingness is indeed amazing, as is my ability to respond to posts several weeks late. Thankyou!

[lovely_shukes]

lol, how... nice of you.

Why is it that the crazy clever Cambridge people like you are the ones on my friends list that I practically never talk to? Heh, your strange choice of universities always reminds me of a scene in Blackadder Goes Forth; maybe people with references to top British comedies scattered amongst their life somehow intimidate me. Perhaps.