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[lovelycharlotte]

i feel uukie(oo[like your 5 and someone got in trouble] kee).

i dunno how to explain it. a mix of anticipation, boredom, and calmness. and anxiety.

i'm a tad confused with life. but i'll learn to deal. i'll make it through. it's true. i don't lie.

TrishTheDish321: why do I like the cock?
YouLoveCharlotte: because you dont like the pussy, and i'm the

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[this_one_girl]

is that why i like the cock too or do i get a different reason?

[lovelycharlotte]

well in the words of matt and i...
Matt V: a bit of the ol in-out in-out always makes my day
Charlotte: ha
Charlotte: makes a lot of people's days
Charlotte: i myself couldnt care less
Charlotte: as i am asexual and can reproduce on my own
Matt V: YOU LUCKY BITCH

so yes, you, too are shit outta luck.

[singingcynic]

have none of you learned of the miracle of masturbation?

[lovelycharlotte]

i have but ive also learned that i am fairly seriously asexual. i only get turned on when i'm mad/jealous.

it's a shame i'm a pacifist.

[naaaawman]

Miracle nothin'. Presbyterians and other Calvanists would have us believe that miracles are predicated on faith and good works, and masturbation is a clear sign that faith is lacking. If it falls into the "good works" category, though, those poor bastards at the Red Cross have nothin' on me.