*You orgasmed over that hamburger *That spider almost killed you *We followed the "kid with the red shirt" around in target *We bought that volleyball that we "always use" *We got our swings back by talking about sexual intercourse *Mason almost killed us on your birthday *You wasted two hours of your life hairspraying my hair so some asshole from kansas could come and pay no attention to me *We ruined your curling iron curling my hair so 5 minutes later we could jump in the lake *I threw m&m's at old people from the chelan backyard *Those 12-year-olds hit on us from the spokane pool *We got caught after dumping water on the hot guys off the balcony *We pretended to play with a cell phone so we could stare at "boy with blonde hair" *I tried to bite all your finger nails off *Kelly Mae From Tennesee, Potatoe Trees, and BBQed Chicken...enough said.
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*You orgasmed over that hamburger
*That spider almost killed you
*We followed the "kid with the red shirt" around in target
*We bought that volleyball that we "always use"
*We got our swings back by talking about sexual intercourse
*Mason almost killed us on your birthday
*You wasted two hours of your life hairspraying my hair so some asshole from kansas could come and pay no attention to me
*We ruined your curling iron curling my hair so 5 minutes later we could jump in the lake
*I threw m&m's at old people from the chelan backyard
*Those 12-year-olds hit on us from the spokane pool
*We got caught after dumping water on the hot guys off the balcony
*We pretended to play with a cell phone so we could stare at "boy with blonde hair"
*I tried to bite all your finger nails off
*Kelly Mae From Tennesee, Potatoe Trees, and BBQed Chicken...enough said.
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