1. Is someone in love with you?
I really don't think so, but I really do hope so.
2. Do you know someone named Dan?
Unfortunately.
3. What color is your couch?
Brown, like poop.
4. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
My mom, haha. Mostly from old people. She has black hair; I'm blonde...
5. What do you currently want?
Him.
6. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Raspberry sorbet. Or like nutella gelato.
7. Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?
Yup.
8. Are you named after a grandparent?
My middle name, Stathea, is shared by my auntie and my grandma!
9. Does someone like you right now?
It's like my only wish right now, which is real sad.
10. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass it?
Yes.
11. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
Raspberry/blueberry tossup
12. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Nope.
13. What are your plans for the weekend?
Meet Maija's school friends, get as drunk as I can, hopefully.
14. Do you like the color green?
Yes, very much. Viridian. Bottle. Jade. Emerald. Celery. All shades.
15. What is your dad's best friend's name?
Kurt.
16. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Tina Bean.
17. Ever driven into the ghetto to buy drugs?
Hahahahaha
18. Do you like someone?
I am absolutely infatuated with somebody; it is soon coming to an end.
19. Favorite kind of candy?
Reese's.
20. Last voice mail you left?
Oh, God. Dunno.
21. What did you do yesterday?
Was sad. Ate little. Walked around aimlessly, listened to sad music. It was sad.
22. What's the first thing you would do with five billion dollars?
give 3,000,000,000 to charities. Invest 1,000,000,000. Spend.
23. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
5.
24. Milkshakes or Blizzards?
Blizzards are fantabulous! Heathbar Crunch! Mmm.
25. Have you ever been on your school's track team?
In middle school, haha.
26. What jewelry are you wearing?
Lacquered green bean earrings.
27. If all your friends were going on a road trip, would you go?
YES.
28. Favorite drink?
Gay bitch drinks, natch.
29. Is your phone right beside you?
Somewhere near.
30. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I hope so heartily.
31. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
No.
32. What is the color of your bedsheet?
White with pink and blue pinstripes.
33. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
34. Are you photogenic?
Face, sometimes.
35. Are you happy?
Not right now. I'm nervous.
36. Where do you spend most of your money?
Clothing.
37. What was the last thing you did?
Fucked up my chomputer.
38. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
No TV here.
39. What time is it?
8:44 PM EST. Go-time.
40. Have you ever changed your clothes in a vehicle?
Mr. Bean!! yes.
41. What are you doing in 2008?
Eating a thousand dicks. Eating no dicks.
42. Do you still talk to your childhood best friend?
No.
43. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Being sad and fucking around on the chomputer and listening to music and complaining.