Fucking in a dorm is SO HARD.
We've had a noise complaint filed against us.
There's a meeting tonight to "discuss the issue."
Fuckin' prudes.
The rules are that you answer each question in 3 words, no more, no less.
1. Where is your cell phone? under my lamp
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? a girlfriend, duh
3. Hair? short and wet
4. Your mother? such a sweetie
5.
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