Went into the commons today in a big stupid red van and all I have to show for it is a crinkly brown paper bag of vaginas.

This week can't end fast enough.

So apparently I CAN'T stay put for more than four months at a time. Ever since I moved out of my mom's house to come to Wells freshman year I haven't lived in one place for more than a few months before moving somewhere else. Sometimes it's a step up, sometimes it's a step down. This time it's a step up: from the aptly named "Dirty Dodge" to the ( Read more... )

Nachos and Dr. Pepper made the best thanksgiving dinner I've ever fucking had. Just like the first thanksgiving dinner with the pilgrims and the mexicans.

:)

They fuck you up, your mum and dad ( Read more... )

Aw fuck, Helena Bonham Carter's going to be in Order of the Phoenix. Now I have to go see the damn movie.

The Erotic Ball was surprisingly decent and sextastic. I drank vodka for the first time in a loooong time and I wore my special sex hat and ( Read more... )

So between writing an insane number of papers, making my foot's shadow look like a parrot, and waiting for the damn Spring schedule addendums to come out so I can sign up for my damn classes, I've been pretty busy. I'm only taking four classes next semester, but two of them (get this) have yet to be scheduled for a day and time. Wanna know why? The ( Read more... )

I was at work and Chris had a duck call and he gave it to this bitch who was hanging out in the office and she decided it'd be cool to blow into it as hard as she could. It WASN'T cool. There's a black swan on TV, THAT'S cool. It's the most badass swan ever ( Read more... )

It's almost Hallow's Eve. It's practically motherfuckin' HERE. That means that November is practically motherfuckin' here. Sweet. I don't care if I fail everything, I just want to sleep. Hear that? I JUST WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' SLEEP. I'm gonna get a .000001 GPA and I'm gonna moon the school as I drive away forever. That's right, fuck you school! ( Read more... )

Seven papers.
Three weeks.
I know what you're thinking.
"Geneva, you don't even have seven CLASSES, how did you manage to pull off getting seven PAPERS due?"

I don't know.